I was just thinking...

[Malak]

In America you can get air freshner that is supposed to smell like a cool breeze from New Zealand. What scent do they sell in New Zealand, the desert smell of Arizona?

 

[Lean L]

malak knows naught

 

[shortylickens]

Any why is it dishwasher detergent is made with real lemons but lemonade is artificially flavored?

 

[Scotteq]

In America you can get air freshner that is supposed to smell like a cool breeze from New Zealand. What scent do they sell in New Zealand, the desert smell of Arizona?

Eau 'de Hoboken?

Refinery Finery?

 

[mmntech]

What does GA smell like?

 

[Scotteq]

What does GA smell like?

If I recall correctly, besides the Peaches and Peanuts they are so famous for, Georgia are the country's largest producer of Poultry (eggs and chicken parts).


So... Sweet, Nutty, Birdsh*t?

 

[mmntech]

If I recall correctly, besides the Peaches and Peanuts they are so famous for, Georgia are the country's largest producer of Poultry (eggs and chicken parts).


So... Sweet, Nutty, Birdsh*t?

Wrong GA. :sneaky:

 

[Scotteq]

Wrong GA. :sneaky:

in that case, sheep and used condoms.

 

[PingSpike]

What does GA smell like?

Swampass.

If America (all of it) were a fragrance I guess it would probably smell like a mix of hamburgers and farts with a hint of garbage.

 

[DrPizza]

wouldn't "cool breeze from New Zealand" smell like sheep?

 

[Malak]

wouldn't "cool breeze from New Zealand" smell like sheep?

I'm not real sure what sheep smells like, and I didn't buy that scent, so I don't know. Maybe it smells like hobbit feet for all I know.

 

[BoomerD]

WET sheep...truly exotic...

 

[mmntech]

Swampass.

If America (all of it) were a fragrance I guess it would probably smell like a mix of hamburgers and farts with a hint of garbage.

I'd say KFC, fat person sweat, watered down beer, gunpowder, cola, hookers, and blow. :hmm:

Canada scent consists of a rank hockey bag, maple syrup, and watered down Tim Hortons coffee. :thumbsup:

 

[HAL9000]

I thought you ascended to a different plain of existence?

 

[Malak]

I thought you ascended to a different plain of existence?

Never said I ascended, and it is plane not plain. I bounce between planes. This last trip was kind of rough, seriously thinking about calling up Pizza Hut to feed me right now.

 

[rudeguy]

Eau 'de Hoboken?

Refinery Finery?

I came in here to post New Jersey.

I hate you for the next six minutes.

 

[OCGuy]

Shens on NZ smell...unless they use real sheep.

 

[Newbian]

Shens on NZ smell...unless they use real sheep.

They grind a real one up for each freshener.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

wouldn't "cool breeze from New Zealand" smell like sheep?

Depends where in NZ you are. It's like saying "cool breeze from California" (roughly the same size). If you're in Auckland then it would be a city (petrol fumes, cafes). If you're in the Coromandel it would be beach smells. If you're in Rotorua it would be sulfur. In the outskirts of Rotorua it would be fresh redwood pines. Rural north island would be sheep and dairy farms. I could go on...

It's really amazing how ignorant Americans are about the world around them. Do people genuinely think there are just sheep everywhere around me? Take a look at my Flickr account, they are photos from various places all over the country. Not a single sheep in any of them.

 

[OCGuy]

We have more pristine land and of different variety than anywhere else in the world.. I think some people with a negative perception of the US must never leave their basement, and/or Oakland/Detriot.

 

[ahenkel]

I have sheep in my backyard and it doesn't smell like sheep. Smells like grass and fresh rain