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HappyPuppy

Lifer
Apr 5, 2001
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I have been a thorn in the side for many of you over the years. I have caused problems and tumult through my life experience stories and rants. I have attacked the mods as well as some members.

I have never been very good at giving respect to those who haven't earned it, but demand it just because they have a title.

No, I am not here to apologize, but to reinforce my conviction that everything I have ever posted here has been truthful to the best of my knowledge.

From the mods wearing dog collars and being led around on leashes to the Asian kiddies applying Vagisil to their lips I have never uttered a word that is not the truth.

I don't care about hot babes and wealth, I care about life and I have live it. From Viet Nam to the Philppines to Germany to the Dominican Republic. I have lived the life that few of you will ever know.

Peace and love to all of you!
 
ahenkel

ahenkel

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I'm not interested in a surprise in my popcorn. If I want that I'll get some cracker jacks.
 
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HappyPuppy

Lifer
Apr 5, 2001
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My hypothesis has been confirmed.

I thank all of you who responded. Your selfrighteousness has once again been recorded for humanity to mock you in the future.

I have just one question, what makes you think you are better than those who came before you?
 
Locut0s

Locut0s

Lifer
Nov 28, 2001
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HappyPuppy said:
I have been a thorn in the side for many of you over the years. I have caused problems and tumult through my life experience stories and rants. I have attacked the mods as well as some members.

I have never been very good at giving respect to those who haven't earned it, but demand it just because they have a title.

No, I am not here to apologize, but to reinforce my conviction that everything I have ever posted here has been truthful to the best of my knowledge.

From the mods wearing dog collars and being led around on leashes to the Asian kiddies applying Vagisil to their lips I have never uttered a word that is not the truth.

I don't care about hot babes and wealth, I care about life and I have live it. From Viet Nam to the Philppines to Germany to the Dominican Republic. I have lived the life that few of you will ever know.

Peace and love to all of you!
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Nah simply having killed people in those countries or toured through them doesn't mean you experienced them.
 
Malak

Malak

Lifer
Dec 4, 2004
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HappyPuppy said:
My hypothesis has been confirmed.

I thank all of you who responded. Your selfrighteousness has once again been recorded for humanity to mock you in the future.

I have just one question, what makes you think you are better than those who came before you?
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Nothing came before me. Therefore.
 
Perknose

Perknose

Forum Director & Omnipotent Overlord
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True Fact: References to the popular commercial feminine hygiene product Vagasil appear in a stunningly high 46.7% of all of Happy Puppy's posts.

When asked why, a blue ribbon panel of leading researchers in geriatric psychiatry concluded, "Oddly enough, it has little to do with that incident in 1979 when he mistook his wife's tube for Chapstick and enthusiastically smeared it all over his sorely chapped lips. Sadly, it's simply because he's an unimaginative one joke geezer."

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HappyPuppy

Lifer
Apr 5, 2001
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Oil said:
You hate us all because you hate yourself.
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I could take that from Moonbeam, but not from from a kiddie like you. I have laughed at danger and mocked Satan. I have survived the monsoons surrounded by those who wished they could take my life. I have brought hellfire from above to rain down on those who wished they could kill me and take my soul.

Go away, little boy, you bother me.
 
Oil

Oil

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HappyPuppy said:
I could take that from Moonbeam, but not from from a kiddie like you. I have laughed at danger and mocked Satan. I have survived the monsoons surrounded by those who wished they could take my life. I have brought hellfire from above to rain down on those who wished they could kill me and take my soul.

Go away, little boy, you bother me.
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Don't shoot the messenger
 
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HappyPuppy

Lifer
Apr 5, 2001
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Perknose said:
True Fact: References to the popular commercial feminine hygiene product Vagasil appear in a stunningly high 46.7% of all of Happy Puppy's posts.

When asked why, a blue ribbon panel of leading researchers in geriatric psychiatry concluded, "Oddly enough, it has little to do with that incident in 1979 when he mistook his wife's tube for Chapstick and enthusiastically smeared it all over his sorely chapped lips. Sadly, it's simply because he's an unimaginative one joke geezer."

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I am honored by your presence in my thread, Mr. Perknose. Your exploits are known far and wide by the Vagisil lipped kiddies and you are revered by them.

Your mommy and I had quite a good time on the night of your conception. It did, however, take several washings of my sheets to get rid of the fish smell. When you see her give her my regards and condolences at our offspring. Had I known I would have kept Willy in his cage.

:)
 
Perknose

Perknose

Forum Director & Omnipotent Overlord
Forum Director
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HappyPuppy said:
I am honored by your presence in my thread, Mr. Perknose. Your exploits are known far and wide by the Vagisil lipped kiddies and you are revered by them.

Your mommy and I had quite a good time on the night of your conception. It did, however, take several washings of my sheets to get rid of the fish smell. When you see her give her my regards and condolences at our offspring. Had I known I would have kept Willy in his cage.

:)
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You have proven the assembled experts in geriatric psychiatry wrong.

You are an unimaginative two joke geezer! :thumbsup::D
 
Locut0s

Locut0s

Lifer
Nov 28, 2001
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HappyPuppy said:
I could take that from Moonbeam, but not from from a kiddie like you. I have laughed at danger and mocked Satan. I have survived the monsoons surrounded by those who wished they could take my life. I have brought hellfire from above to rain down on those who wished they could kill me and take my soul.

Go away, little boy, you bother me.
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I suspect that if any of the stories you spew are true, as you claim to be, that many, perhaps the majority, of the people you killed were better people overall and more deserving of life than you.
 
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HappyPuppy

Lifer
Apr 5, 2001
16,997
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Locut0s said:
I suspect that if any of the stories you spew are true, as you claim to be, that many, perhaps the majority, of the people you killed were better people overall and more deserving of life than you.
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All of my stories have been true. Whether or not the people I interacted with were better than I is up to God to sort out. I don't have the time or patience.

BTW, WTF are you?
 
Born2bwire

Born2bwire

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Oct 28, 2005
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HappyPuppy said:
I was just thinking.
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An excellent endeavor. Pray continue but try not to strain yourself too much my friend. I suggest that you invest heavily in over the counter pain killers such as aspirin in the eventuality that such activities induce intensive headaches.
 
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