I was just hit on vigorously by a 15-year-old girl

[SWScorch]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: SWScorch
well it seems like I'll have plenty of chances. She made it a commitment to be at every organized run that I will be attending in the next 3 months....

Ask her dad's permission to hit it...

My last girlfriend was 3 years younger than I. I want to upgrade, not revert to an older and less stable release

 

[skim milk]

hit it

she won't tell

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: SWScorch

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: SWScorch
well it seems like I'll have plenty of chances. She made it a commitment to be at every organized run that I will be attending in the next 3 months....

Ask her dad's permission to hit it...

My last girlfriend was 3 years younger than I. I want to upgrade, not revert to an older and less stable release

Well, in 6 more years you can get her legally sh!tfaced and take advantage of her...

 

[Kadarin]

The word of the day is "nubile".. .

 

[NFS4]

Is a US crime still a US crime if you take her to Mexico and hit it?

**I feel dirty for just saying that**

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: NFS4
Is a US crime still a US crime if you take her to Mexico and hit it?

**I feel dirty for just saying that**

If what M4H said is true, he might be better off just taking her to Canada.

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
The word of the day is "nubile".. .

lolita also comes to mind.

 

[iliopsoas]

hit it.

and then afterwards, get some more...in the butt by a guy named Rocko behind bars.

LOL

 

[David Brent]

if there's grass on the field, play ball. if not flip it upside down and play in the mud

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: NFS4
Is a US crime still a US crime if you take her to Mexico and hit it?

**I feel dirty for just saying that**

only if you realize Mexico sux and come back for a decent cheeseburger.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: NFS4
Is a US crime still a US crime if you take her to Mexico and hit it?

**I feel dirty for just saying that**

You are crossing state lines with a minor.

 

[Rudee]

Was she spectacularily hot?

 

[SWScorch]

you guys make me feel even dirtier than I already did

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: NFS4
Is a US crime still a US crime if you take her to Mexico and hit it?

**I feel dirty for just saying that**

Yes. It's also illegal for an American to fsck an under-18 year old overseas that LIVES overseas. If you're an American inside the United States, you're subject to age of consent laws on the state level - if you're an American overseas, you're subject to the federal "18 or PMITA prison" policy.

 

[Mucho]

Take her to Utah

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: BigJ
It'd be even more awkward if it was your best friend's sister.

No, trust me...

Best friend's daughter is far more awkward than sister ever will be.

 

[Queasy]

I think you need to go watch this.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: BigJ
It'd be even more awkward if it was your best friend's sister.

No, trust me...

Best friend's daughter is far more awkward than sister ever will be.

We'll cross that bridge when we get there.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: SWScorch
you guys make me feel even dirtier than I already did

Well at least she didn't leave her red thong on your table

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Queasy
I think you need to go watch this.

:Q

 

[SWScorch]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Queasy
I think you need to go watch this.

:Q

:Q:Q

 

[Martin]

if there's grass on the field, its fair play.

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[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: SWScorch
It was flattering but very creepy. Especially because I've ran with her father before and did so, in fact, this very night. She continued to flirt shamelessly even after I told her I was almost 21. She was borderline stalking me the entire time. A little disconcerting, I must say. I need to find myself another girl so I don't have to lie when jailbait asks me if I have a girlfriend.

Lucky dog.

 

[eakers]

haha i did that when i was 15. when you're 15 you don't realise that you really are THAT young

 

[angedinoir]

I think it's a lie... That, or she's really ugly.