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I was involved in a fight at work tonight

Iron Woode

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so I was at work tonight minding my own business when a guy came into the store saying someone was trying to hurt him.

I was like, ok. Then I heard someone banging on the store's window. A guy came in and he looked very angry. He said he was going to kill the other guy. I said, "not in my store."

He then chased the guy by my counter and tried to strangle him. So I was like, great now I have to deal with these two idiots. So I broke up that fight and told him to get out of my store. Apparently he was under the influence of a substance or 2. So he then takes a swing at me.

I am bigger than he is and a lot stronger, so I am not worried. I shove him into a wall and then grab him from the back and take him to the door. He starts refusing to leave and I put him in a headlock with my fist about an inch from his face. I tell him to leave or his face will meet my fist. He stops resisting and I put him out the door.

He then tries to come back in. At this point I have had enough of this guy and I then grab him, while he is in the store's entrance way, and pick him up and throw him about 7 feet on to the sidewalk. I tell the other guy to get going as fast as he can. The guy I threw out got up and went the opposite way.

I told my boss what happened and he was like, no way!

Usually this type of crap happens on Friday or Saturday nights.

Cliffs:
- guy attacks other guy at my work
- attacker is on something
- attacker attacks me
- I kick attackers ass
- I enjoyed a cold one at work
 
You should have grabbed your shotgun then taken them both to your dungeon basement with your gimp pet and then butt raped one with your police friend
 
Originally posted by: Mike
Originally posted by: suse920
7 feet.... omg i loved the story
will read again A++++++++

Have you seen a picture of the OP?

Op you decent sized guy?

Also that's sort of funny happening in a sub shop. For some reason I got the Benny Hill song in my head while reading your post. :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: S Freud
Originally posted by: Mike
Originally posted by: suse920
7 feet.... omg i loved the story
will read again A++++++++

Have you seen a picture of the OP?

Op you decent sized guy?

Also that's sort of funny happening in a sub shop. For some reason I got the Benny Hill song in my head while reading your post. :laugh:
LOL.

Yes I am a big guy.

pic of me from 1990

😛
 
Great poster, great story, A++ will read again.

very nice OP, how much did the dude weigh that you threw? ~150 lbs or so? to go 7 feet he either has to have been skinny or your just strong as hell :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 
A++, will read again.

anyway, a Sub shop? pardon the noobage, but, so that's like a.... sandwich shop? or sub-woofer? submarine? ....
 
Originally posted by: roid450
Great poster, great story, A++ will read again.

very nice OP, how much did the dude weigh that you threw? ~150 lbs or so? to go 7 feet he either has to have been skinny or your just strong as hell :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
probably around 150 lbs and I am quite strong.
 
Originally posted by: andylawcc
A++, will read again.

anyway, a Sub shop? pardon the noobage, but, so that's like a.... sandwich shop? or sub-woofer? submarine? ....
sandwich shop.
 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: roid450
Great poster, great story, A++ will read again.

very nice OP, how much did the dude weigh that you threw? ~150 lbs or so? to go 7 feet he either has to have been skinny or your just strong as hell :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
probably around 150 lbs and I am quite strong.

cool 😎 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

the closest Ive been to tossing a person was when I flipped over a guy almost completely upside down while sitting on his desk bask in senior yr of high school in 2006. Dude had been flicking my ears, he was somewhat of a friend, more of an acquaintance but I finally just turned around got up and flipped hm over. 😀
 
Originally posted by: zerocool84
If that guy was smart he'd sue the place you work at and he'd win.
not a bloody chance.

I know our legal system here. If I had called the police instead, he would be facing 5 charges; 2 of which are serious. I saved him from that.

I am legally entitled to remove people like him. I have many police officer friends and have asked them about this stuff many times. I never hit him and it was all on store property after telling him to leave.
 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: S Freud
Originally posted by: Mike
Originally posted by: suse920
7 feet.... omg i loved the story
will read again A++++++++

Have you seen a picture of the OP?

Op you decent sized guy?

Also that's sort of funny happening in a sub shop. For some reason I got the Benny Hill song in my head while reading your post. :laugh:
LOL.

Yes I am a big guy.

pic of me from 1990

😛

Ahahaha, nice hair dude
 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: zerocool84
If that guy was smart he'd sue the place you work at and he'd win.
not a bloody chance.

I know our legal system here. If I had called the police instead, he would be facing 5 charges; 2 of which are serious. I saved him from that.

I am legally entitled to remove people like him. I have many police officer friends and have asked them about this stuff many times. I never hit him and it was all on store property after telling him to leave.

Oh you live in Canada so I guess it's different didn't know that but here in the States, if you work somewhere your company could get sued and they'd most likely win if a worker puts their hands on someone and hurts them.
 
Originally posted by: zerocool84
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: zerocool84
If that guy was smart he'd sue the place you work at and he'd win.
not a bloody chance.

I know our legal system here. If I had called the police instead, he would be facing 5 charges; 2 of which are serious. I saved him from that.

I am legally entitled to remove people like him. I have many police officer friends and have asked them about this stuff many times. I never hit him and it was all on store property after telling him to leave.

Oh you live in Canada so I guess it's different didn't know that but here in the States, if you work somewhere your company could get sued and they'd most likely win if a worker puts their hands on someone and hurts them.

as retarded and stupid as that may be
 
Originally posted by: zerocool84
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: zerocool84
If that guy was smart he'd sue the place you work at and he'd win.
not a bloody chance.

I know our legal system here. If I had called the police instead, he would be facing 5 charges; 2 of which are serious. I saved him from that.

I am legally entitled to remove people like him. I have many police officer friends and have asked them about this stuff many times. I never hit him and it was all on store property after telling him to leave.

Oh you live in Canada so I guess it's different didn't know that but here in the States, if you work somewhere your company could get sued and they'd most likely win if a worker puts their hands on someone and hurts them.
Bars and restaurants here are entitled to some leeway when it comes to dealing with troublesome people.
 
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