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I was asked THE QUESTION by the GF and I passed....:)

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This is what to do in that situation.

Raise one eyebrow.
Tilt your head a little
Run your eyes from her face to her toes and back up slowly
Break into a huge smile
say "Ab-so-lutely nothing"
Give her a hug and whisper in her ear, "You...are...Perfect"

All men who use this owe me $1 paypal.
 
Originally posted by: Zombie
What don't you like about my body?

Thought to myself say "Do you really expect me to fall for this?" but then that would have brought up an argument.
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You should have told her to pull up a chair because she would be there awhile.
 
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: Zombie
What don't you like about my body?

Thought to myself say "Do you really expect me to fall for this?" but then that would have brought up an argument.
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You should have told her to pull up a chair because she would be there awhile.
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well, we were in bed 🙂.
 
Originally posted by: Zombie
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: Zombie
What don't you like about my body?

Thought to myself say "Do you really expect me to fall for this?" but then that would have brought up an argument.
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You should have told her to pull up a chair because she would be there awhile.
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well, we were in bed 🙂.
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If it was post-coital, you should have feigned sleeping
 
Originally posted by: Evadman
This is what to do in that situation.

Raise one eyebrow.
Tilt your head a little
Run your eyes from her face to her toes and back up slowly
Break into a huge smile
say "Ab-so-lutely nothing"
Give her a hug and whisper in her ear, "You...are...Perfect"

All men who use this owe me $1 paypal.
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that takes a good deal of acting and seems pretty corny. i would just tell her that her ass is too fat.
 
Originally posted by: Evadman
This is what to do in that situation.

Raise one eyebrow.
Tilt your head a little
Run your eyes from her face to her toes and back up slowly
Break into a huge smile
say "Ab-so-lutely nothing"
Give her a hug and whisper in her ear, "You...are...Perfect"

All men who use this owe me $1 paypal.
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Do you think women are really that stupid? 😉😛😀


: ) Amanda
 
Originally posted by: Zombie
What don't you like about my body?

Thought to myself say "Do you really expect me to fall for this?" but then that would have brought up an argument.
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DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER DANGER

 
Originally posted by: Evadman
This is what to do in that situation.

Raise one eyebrow.
Tilt your head a little
Run your eyes from her face to her toes and back up slowly
Break into a huge smile
say "Ab-so-lutely nothing"
Give her a hug and whisper in her ear, "You...are...Perfect"

All men who use this owe me $1 paypal.
Click to expand...

For each we use it or is the dollar a life usage license?

 
Originally posted by: Evadman
This is what to do in that situation.

Raise one eyebrow.
Tilt your head a little
Run your eyes from her face to her toes and back up slowly
Break into a huge smile
say "Ab-so-lutely nothing"
Give her a hug and whisper in her ear, "You...are...Perfect"

All men who use this owe me $1 paypal.
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LMAO, w00t!

 
Originally posted by: Zombie
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: Zombie
What don't you like about my body?

Thought to myself say "Do you really expect me to fall for this?" but then that would have brought up an argument.
Click to expand...

You should have told her to pull up a chair because she would be there awhile.
Click to expand...


well, we were in bed 🙂.
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:camera: ?
 
My girl asked me if I thought she was gettin fat. I said "Yup". She apologized, Then she lost 10 lbs in the next month. How sweet it is.
 
LOL, I tell them their downfalls with no regrets...I have mine, she has hers, I like dating humans 😉 If she cares enough to get all upset about it, she probably wasn't right anyway. (My last g/f was very cute, but short...made fun of that, among other things...and we lasted 2.5 years 🙂)
 
Originally posted by: ohtwell
Originally posted by: Evadman
This is what to do in that situation.

Raise one eyebrow.
Tilt your head a little
Run your eyes from her face to her toes and back up slowly
Break into a huge smile
say "Ab-so-lutely nothing"
Give her a hug and whisper in her ear, "You...are...Perfect"

All men who use this owe me $1 paypal.
Click to expand...
Do you think women are really that stupid? 😉😛😀


: ) Amanda
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ahhahahahahaa that's horrible evad.
 
Originally posted by: Zombie
What don't you like about my body?

Thought to myself say "Do you really expect me to fall for this?" but then that would have brought up an argument.
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Your girlfriend tests you? What a bitch. Dump her lame ass.
 
Originally posted by: ohtwell
Originally posted by: Evadman
This is what to do in that situation.

Raise one eyebrow.
Tilt your head a little
Run your eyes from her face to her toes and back up slowly
Break into a huge smile
say "Ab-so-lutely nothing"
Give her a hug and whisper in her ear, "You...are...Perfect"

All men who use this owe me $1 paypal.
Click to expand...
Do you think women are really that stupid? 😉😛😀


: ) Amanda
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Do you think men are stupid enough to answer the truth? 🙂

Reminds me of the King of Queens episode
 
Originally posted by: Zombie
What don't you like about my body?

Thought to myself say "Do you really expect me to fall for this?" but then that would have brought up an argument.
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Answer: "That it's almost always covered with clothing."

That works.
 
Originally posted by: BoberFett
Originally posted by: Zombie
What don't you like about my body?

Thought to myself say "Do you really expect me to fall for this?" but then that would have brought up an argument.
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Your girlfriend tests you? What a bitch. Dump her lame ass.
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jeez, you get laid very often do you?
 
Originally posted by: Zombie
Originally posted by: BoberFett
Originally posted by: Zombie
What don't you like about my body?

Thought to myself say "Do you really expect me to fall for this?" but then that would have brought up an argument.
Click to expand...
Your girlfriend tests you? What a bitch. Dump her lame ass.
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jeez, you get laid very often do you?
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All the time, by my incredible (not to mention beautiful) girlfriend, who doesn't do stupid sh!t like test me by asking loaded questions.
 
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