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I want to race against a 2006 BMW M3... (with poll!)

Which of these two would win in an autocross/gymkhana?

  • Slow car, fast driver, has friends

  • 2006 BMW M3, idiot, douchebag

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So I have a cheap little 1999 Miata. It's a no-frills car. It literally doesn't have any bells and whistles. No automatic lights, heated windshield, or any luxuries whatsoever. In fact, even the cup holder is completely worthless. Oh, and it's a chick car that apparently only gays and secretaries buy. It's also slow, with a 0-60 of over 8 seconds.

I so badly would like to race someone in a BMW M3. My favorite year, as of late, is 2006. The problem is that I never see these at autocross events. Why not? Are their owners cocky douchebags with no lives that don't know how to drive?

How embarrassing would it be to have recently purchased a 2006 BMW M3 and get beat by my lowly chick car? That'd be hilarious! Unfortunately, I don't personally know anyone with said car. Oh well, life goes on.

See poll.

The point's been made. I'm locking all these before The Garage becomes OT.

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slugg said:
I so badly would like to race someone in a BMW M3. My favorite year, as of late, is 2006. The problem is that I never see these at autocross events. Why not? Are their owners cocky douchebags with no lives that don't know how to drive?
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Let me quote from another poster regarding 2006 M3 owners:

alkemyst said:
Anyway it's clear that the model (M3) is now owned by mostly knuckleheads. The stereotype is becoming more and more correct each day.
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I'm voting for the douchebag, because the cocaine and strippers will turn him into Steve McQueen. But only while his wife is away in Japan on "business", because they have an "arrangement". *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*
 
Dood, go with whatever impresses the most internet people. Doesn't have to be real, bro. Just whatever you do make sure they can almost taste your insecurities through the screen. Then be all like "U mad?" lolz cuz thats funny amirite?


...having nearly 15 posts a day drastically helps too. You know, just so they know you don't spend all your time online trying to impress other dudes.

Bro.
 
Sulaco said:
Dood, go with whatever impresses the most internet people. Doesn't have to be real, bro. Just whatever you do make sure they can almost taste your insecurities through the screen. Then be all like "U mad?" lolz cuz thats funny amirite?


...having nearly 15 posts a day drastically helps too. You know, just so they know you don't spend all your time online trying to impress other dudes.

Bro.
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u jelly, bra? 😉
 
slugg said:
So I have a cheap little 1999 Miata. It's a no-frills car. It literally doesn't have any bells and whistles. No automatic lights, heated windshield, or any luxuries whatsoever. In fact, even the cup holder is completely worthless. Oh, and it's a chick car that apparently only gays and secretaries buy. It's also slow, with a 0-60 of over 8 seconds.

I so badly would like to race someone in a BMW M3. My favorite year, as of late, is 2006. The problem is that I never see these at autocross events. Why not? Are their owners cocky douchebags with no lives that don't know how to drive?

How embarrassing would it be to have recently purchased a 2006 BMW M3 and get beat by my lowly chick car? That'd be hilarious! Unfortunately, I don't personally know anyone with said car. Oh well, life goes on.

See poll.
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They're moar into illegal street racin' yo!
 
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