I want to put my sisters face through a window...

[BigToque]

<< Why don't you take the truck? Is it the same reason she doesn't want to take it? Cause it's a piece of crap? >>



It is a piece of crap. I get it 3 days, and so does she. Seems fair to me.

 

[EvanPFerguson]

post some pics of her

 

[Alienwho]

Don't get mad, just act stupid and make fun of the way she talks or walks or anything else that you could poke fun at, that'll teach her.

 

[Ronstang]

You are 19, the easiest solution is buy your own damn car! I worked my arse off and bought my first car when I was 16 and I never had to argue with anyone over who would take what car. Your the adult, solve your own problem by buying a car or just drive the damn truck.

I'm not trying to be mean here so don't get pissed.

 

[BigToque]

<< post some pics of her >>



Sure thing. I'll get right on it.

 

[Amused]

<<

<< well be patient, i dont really think you wish her any harm, she is your sister >>



Of course I dont want her to be hurt. I just wish there was something that someone could do that would change her bratty, bitchy, over-confident, egotistical, arrogent, princess like attitude. >>



Oh that's easy. Shave her head while she's sleeping, and write &quot;B!TCH&quot; on her forehead with a magic marker. If that's not enough, shovel sh!t into her bed while she's asleep.

 

[BigToque]

<< You are 19, the easiest solution is buy your own damn car! >>



I've been looking for a car for a while now. I just havent found the right one.

 

[Anghang]

replace her shampoo with nair or something...hehe...J/K ...
yea...young ppl are all the same with their phases:

i'm always right
i know it all
i'm perfect in all they do
i'm invincible
etc
etc
etc

so annoying, i know how you feel...just wanna smack the sh!t outta her and just yell &quot;wake up to today!!&quot; in her ear till she goes deaf...

life will catch up to her...chances are she'll have a rude awakening too...for me back in the day the rude awakening was a very bad car accident...i guess i wasn't invincible after all...thank goodness i survived...but yea, life flashed before my eyes...the sad possibility is that maybe your sister needs something that harsh to wake her up...

 

[COWWATCHER]

i foocking hate my sisters too.... 16 and 12...expecially the one thats 12...

 

[Fermilevel]

Here's an idea. Pull the distributor wire on the car so it won't start. If she really needs to go somewhere, she'll take the truck. After she leaves, put the wire back on and take the car.

 

[BigToque]

<< Here's an idea. Pull the distributor wire on the car so it won't start. If she really needs to go somewhere, she'll take the truck. After she leaves, put the wire back on and take the car. >>



bwahahaha

Thats what I'll do!

thanks!!

What a ditz, she'll never know what hit her

 

[LordMaul]

<< Here's an idea. Pull the distributor wire on the car so it won't start. If she really needs to go somewhere, she'll take the truck. After she leaves, put the wire back on and take the car. >>



Bah, she'll just make his and her parents freak out, then she'll suspect he did something, sqeal and yell and make him REALLY about to kill her, and then the parents will tell him to go and fix what he did...then she'll go &quot;NYA! Loser!&quot; and drive off like a assholette.

 

[datalink7]

I am really close to one of my sisters (I am 18, she is 17). We have always been close. My other sister (13), on the other hand, sound similar to yours. Never admits that she is wrong, always argues, etc. I hate it.

 

[Amused]

I gues Stefan didn't like my idea.

Pansy

 

[pillage2001]

Shoot her.

Honestly, I've seen worse cases. Your sis is just a mild one.

 

[BigToque]

<< I gues Stefan didn't like my idea. >>



I said she's a psycho. I'm not really trying to get myself killed.

... Maybe its just that time of the month, or PMS. (can you get that at 16?)

 

[LordMaul]

<< Shoot her.

Honestly, I've seen worse cases. Your sis is just a mild one. >>




True.

But Stefan, aren't there times when she does something nice for you, for no reason at all, not trying to get on your good side or get something out of you? Just those times, every once in a while, that you feel you want to hug her and say, &quot;Thanks, *inset name her*.&quot; just because you know it will suprise her and make her feel ashamed for the things she has done before?

If not, then the cure for her is, oh, say, 12 guage or 20 guage...depends on how much of a mess you want.

 

[Amused]

<<

<< I gues Stefan didn't like my idea. >>



I said she's a psycho. I'm not really trying to get myself killed.

... Maybe its just that time of the month, or PMS. (can you get that at 16?) >>



Yeah, it's the worst then, because they don't know how to handle it.

Seriously though, the girl needs some big time humiliation. The ONLY reason teens grow up and realize they DON'T know it all is because they learn the truth the hard way. And the faster the better.

Now get in there and break her damn spirit before she drives you nuts.

 

[CattyKathy]

It's ok, get over it, it's only a phase...

 

[BigToque]

<< But Stefan, aren't there times when she does something nice for you, for no reason at all, not trying to get on your good side or get something out of you? >>



Well I think she got me a glass of juice about 3 years ago when I was sick.

Oh I forgot to mention that she tries to hit me up for money too. Not happening anymore.

 

[EvanPFerguson]

where are the pics?

 

[Mday]

find out where she is going with the car, like visit a friend or something.

then get a friend to drive you there.

after she is away from the car for a while, DRIVE THE CAR somewhere.

she will think it was stolen and stuff.

but DO NOT DRIVE THE CAR HOME. park it a few blocks away in a safe place.

if she comes home or something, don't panic. now, if she calls home, saying the car was stolen, tell your parents that you are going to get that SAME FRIEND to drive you around looking for the car.

so, you and your friend goes somewhere to hang out for like a few hours... drive to that safe spot where you left the car and call home saying that you FOUND THE CAR.

if the police gets involved, don't touch the car until they get there. make sure your friend does not touch the car either.

 

[Pretender]

I don't get it....what does that achieve Mday?

 

[BigToque]

<< It's ok, get over it, it's only a phase... >>



Are 'phases' supposed to last 17 years?

(I forgot to mention shes 17 in like 10 days)

 

[pillage2001]

It's ok, get over it, it's only a phase...

CattyKathy <== Been there, done that, got whacked.