I want to pass some new US laws

Bateluer

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Law 1 would make it more difficult for tech companies to sue each other for patent/copyright infringement

Law 2 would create a specialized corp of judges who are trained in technology. By understanding computer hardware and software, its an effective way to ensure lawsuits are fair, and not just benefiting the lawyers.

I shall call them 'Whiny B*tch Laws.
 

Bateluer

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Originally posted by: Jeeebus
so what's got your panties in a wad?

IBM suing Amazon for the following:

1. US 5,796,967 - Presenting Applications in an Interactive Service.
2. US 5,442,771 - Storing Data in an Interactive Network.
3. US 7,072,849 - Presenting Advertising in an Interactive Service.
4. US 5,446,891 - Adjusting Hypertext Links with Weighted User Goals and Activities.
5. US 5,319,542 - Ordering Items Using an Electronic Catalogue.


These cover probably all online businesses. Newegg, Amazon, ZipZoomFly, eBay, etc.
 

Jeeebus

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then your problem isn't the ease by which one tech company can sue another. your problem seems to lie with the U.S. patent system itself, and the ease by which a company can get a seemingly mundane and ordinary process patented.
 

DaShen

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Originally posted by: Bateluer
Law 1 would make it more difficult for tech companies to sue each other for patent/copyright infringement

Law 2 would create a specialized corp of judges who are trained in technology. By understanding computer hardware and software, its an effective way to ensure lawsuits are fair, and not just benefiting the lawyers.

I shall call them 'Whiny B*tch Laws.

Or you could just call it Patent Law :confused:

But tech judges might not be a bad thing.
 

Bateluer

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Originally posted by: DaShen

I shall call them 'Whiny B*tch Laws.

Or you could just call it Patent Law :confused:

But tech judges might not be a bad thing.[/quote]

I like my name better because 9 times out of 10, the company filing the suit is qualifies as a whiny bitch. :p
 

TreyRandom

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While I generally support protection of copyrights and patents, this is completely ridiculous.

I think I'll apply for a few patents that protect the use of "Driving in the Right Hand Lane", "Driving Behind Another Vehicle", and "Using Exit and Entrance Ramps". I'd apply for the "Getting Into a Car Using the Driver Side Door" patent, but they say it's already taken. :frown:
 

TheChort

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Originally posted by: TreyRandom
While I generally support protection of copyrights and patents, this is completely ridiculous.

I think I'll apply for a few patents that protect the use of "Driving in the Right Hand Lane", "Driving Behind Another Vehicle", and "Using Exit and Entrance Ramps". I'd apply for the "Getting Into a Car Using the Driver Side Door" patent, but they say it's already taken. :frown:

lol