I want to go trick or treating..

imported_goku

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I want some god damn candy! I WANT CANDY! But I can't, I think it's too late to go trick or treating... hmmmm
 

NuclearNed

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In that 90's dance song "I Want Candy", the word "candy" is a euphemism for "penis".

Think about that.
 

Cattlegod

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1 - go to bed
2 - wake up tomorrow
3 - go to work
4 - stop at walmart on your way home
5 - open wallet and grab 30 bucks
6 - horde all of the discount candy
7 - drive home
8 - become a fat
 

JM Aggie08

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Originally posted by: Cattlegod
1 - go to bed
2 - wake up tomorrow
3 - go to work
4 - stop at walmart on your way home
5 - open wallet and grab 30 bucks
6 - horde all of the discount candy
7 - drive home
8 - become a fat

i love how you used fat as a noun, lol.
 

imported_goku

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haha, good idea. There will be tons of discount candy, though I don't shop at wally world, I'm sure the grocery store should have some.
 

mjh

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Originally posted by: Cattlegod
1 - go to bed
2 - wake up tomorrow
3 - go to work
4 - stop at walmart on your way home
5 - open wallet and grab 30 bucks
6 - horde all of the discount candy
7 - drive home
8 - become a fat

 

S Freud

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Originally posted by: Cattlegod
1 - go to bed
2 - wake up tomorrow
3 - go to work
4 - stop at walmart on your way home
5 - open wallet and grab 30 bucks
6 - horde all of the discount candy
7 - drive home
8 - become a fat

Where did you find my plans for tomorrow?
 

S Freud

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So why not go, its not like you're too old. Put the costume your mom bought you on, grab your blues clues flashlight, and hold hands with adults while you cross the street.
 

imported_goku

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Originally posted by: S Freud
So why not go, its not like you're too old. Put the costume your mom bought you on, grab your blues clues flashlight, and hold hands with adults while you cross the street.

Blueclues didn't exist when I was a child... My mom hasn't bought me a costume since.... hmm.. Well I don't think she ever bought me a costume, she did however make me one..
 

Baked

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I think I should buy out all the reeses peanut butter mini cups tomorrow.
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: JM Aggie08
Originally posted by: Cattlegod
1 - go to bed
2 - wake up tomorrow
3 - go to work
4 - stop at walmart on your way home
5 - open wallet and grab 30 bucks
6 - horde all of the discount candy
7 - drive home
8 - become a fat

i love how you used fat as a noun, lol.

:laugh:
 

AznAnarchy99

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LoL for the first time i was giving candy to children and i was drinking/smoking and the parents were like "ill take a beer/cigarette" when i was handing it out. so fun =P
 

imported_goku

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Originally posted by: slackwarelinux
Originally posted by: saymyname
Originally posted by: slackwarelinux
Originally posted by: goku
Blueclues didn't exist when I was a child...

Shens! The first episode aired in 1996.


That's only 10 years ago..... :confused:

Yes, and goku is likely around 8-15 years old.

Correction, it's 7-15 years old and you're still wrong.
 

pkme2

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I have a lot of leftover goodies at my house that I plan to give away. This year, no kids..........
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: Cattlegod
1 - go to bed in your racecar bed
2 - wake up tomorrow
3 - go to kindergarten
4 - get your mommy to stop at walmart on your way home from kindergarten
5 - open mommy's purse and grab 30 bucks
6 - horde all of the discount candy
7 - have mommy drive you home
8 - become fat
9 - bitch on ATOT about how you hate one more thing

fixed
 

imported_goku

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Cattlegod
1 - go to bed in your racecar bed
2 - wake up tomorrow
3 - go to kindergarten
4 - get your mommy to stop at walmart on your way home from kindergarten
5 - open mommy's purse and grab 30 bucks
6 - horde all of the discount candy
7 - have mommy drive you home
8 - become fat
9 - bitch on ATOT about how you hate one more thing

fixed

Lol, my cousin had a racecar bed when he was like 6-8, thought it was pretty cool then.. He eventually gave it to his little brother, found it to be pretty funny nowadays still seeing that bed there..
 

ChurchOfSubgenius

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Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Cattlegod
1 - go to bed in your racecar bed
2 - wake up tomorrow
3 - go to kindergarten
4 - get your mommy to stop at walmart on your way home from kindergarten
5 - open mommy's purse and grab 30 bucks
6 - horde all of the discount candy
7 - have mommy drive you home
8 - become fat
9 - bitch on ATOT about how you hate one more thing

fixed

Lol, my cousin had a racecar bed when he was like 6-8, thought it was pretty cool then.. He eventually gave it to his little brother, found it to be pretty funny nowadays still seeing that bed there..

Cut up that racecar bed and make a Go-Bot's costume.
 

iamaelephant

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Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Cattlegod
1 - go to bed in your racecar bed
2 - wake up tomorrow
3 - go to kindergarten
4 - get your mommy to stop at walmart on your way home from kindergarten
5 - open mommy's purse and grab 30 bucks
6 - horde all of the discount candy
7 - have mommy drive you home
8 - become fat
9 - bitch on ATOT about how you hate one more thing

fixed

Lol, my cousin had a racecar bed when he was like 6-8, thought it was pretty cool then.. He eventually gave it to his little brother, found it to be pretty funny nowadays still seeing that bed there..

Does anyone else find it infuriating that goku is impervious to our attacks?