I want to get into a fight

[Rakehellion]

An old fashioned, bare-fisted street fight. There's something about it that blows away all other competitive sports. What's the path of least resistance to go about doing this with another willing participant? I hate membership organizations, but is there some kind of bare-knuckle fight club or fighting league I could join?

 

[Meghan54]

1. Go to bar.

2. Insult someone who is drunk or hit on someone's girlfriend.

3. Proceed out to parking lot and get ass kicked.

4. Profit?

 

[Engineer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ6Hw5dm2EU

:hmm:

 

[Rakehellion]

Ha. People at bars try to start shit with me all the time. I call them on their shit and they usually end up buying me drinks. I have qualms with fighting drunks and shit-talkers. It's like fish in a barrel. Notice I said I want a willing participant, not someone who's mentally compromised.

 

[DaveSimmons]

It's still play-fighting since you're trying not to seriously injure them.

 

[Rakehellion]

It's still play-fighting since you're trying not to seriously injure them.

Why would I have any interest in play fighting? You watch too much football.

 

[DaveSimmons]

If you were fighting for real you'd be breaking bones, crushing windpipes, smashing kneecaps, killing them. Not joining a "fight club" where you trade safe shots until one person gets tired.

 

[Rakehellion]

If you were fighting for real you'd be breaking bones, crushing windpipes, smashing kneecaps, killing them. Not joining a "fight club" where you trade safe shots until one person gets tired.

If I wanted to trade safe shots I'd take karate lessons. I don't know where you're getting your ideas, but I've never heard of anything called "fighting" that ends sooner than when one person gets their ass kicked.

 

[Engineer]

 

[Mixolydian]

this.

 

[Kaido]

I want to get into a fight

So what? You're still a rock star. You still have your rock moves. You don't need us. You're having more fun, and now that we're done, you're gonna show us tonight.

Check my flow.

 

[rise]

How far is alkemyst from you?

 

[Doppel]

Sounds like a good idea. If you're lucky you can get your head knocked into the pavement and suffer a permanent brain injury. Or maybe herniated a disc and suffer back pain for the rest of your life. And since you know nothing about fighting (obviously) it is more likely to happen to you than the other guy.

 

[Slammy1]

An old fashioned, bare-fisted street fight. There's something about it that blows away all other competitive sports. What's the path of least resistance to go about doing this with another willing participant? I hate membership organizations, but is there some kind of bare-knuckle fight club or fighting league I could join?

Having personally been in several (ahem, hundred, /ahem) fights (none that I started, probably a high %-age I probably provoked) you really don't want that. After the punching comes the kicking and the stomping. Join a boxing club for a bit, if you can't handle the punches with the gear and gloves you definitely won't like it without them.

EDIT: Maybe karate would be good for you (I took Japanese style). Learning to fight properly teaches you civility (you don't have anything to prove).

 

[Binarycow]

the OP is a retard. Please don't ever get married and pass on your stupid genes.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Go into a donut shop, wait for a cop to come in. Try to take his gun from his holster.

 

[Agent11]

Try out for the ufc, have fun. Watch out for the arm bars and whatnot.

 

[mizzou]

you sound like you have health insurance and a steady job

 

[SP33Demon]

MMA, duh. Have fun getting your ass beat.

 

[manimal]

strip naked and go down to chelsea and fight off the suitors..

 

[Perknose]

If you're lucky you can get your head knocked into the pavement and suffer a permanent brain injury.

From his OP, I'd say he already has.

 

[Printer Bandit]

Fight club for girls.

 

[Puppies04]

Ha. People at bars try to start shit with me all the time. I call them on their shit and they usually end up buying me drinks. I have qualms with fighting drunks and shit-talkers. It's like fish in a barrel. Notice I said I want a willing participant, not someone who's mentally compromised.

....and then he woke up, PJs a little swaety but otherwise OK. Quick glass of milk and back you bed with you sleepy head.

 

[SlickSnake]

Honestly, I can't believe a lot of the shit that gets posted here, the jokes on us for responding to the op.

 

[Zeze]

Ha. People at bars try to start shit with me all the time. I call them on their shit and they usually end up buying me drinks. I have qualms with fighting drunks and shit-talkers. It's like fish in a barrel. Notice I said I want a willing participant, not someone who's mentally compromised.