When he to whom one speaks does not understand, and he who speaks himself does not understand, that is metaphysics. ~Voltaire
The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it. ~Bertrand Russell
Philosophy is just a hobby. You can't open a philosophy factory. ~Dewey Selmon
Metaphysics is a dark ocean without shores or lighthouse, strewn with many a philosophic wreck. ~Immanuel Kant
The only difference between graffiti and philosophy is the word "fuck." ~Author Unknown
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. ~Ambrose Bierce