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I want to beat you all in an argument

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Originally posted by: skywalker66
Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3
Originally posted by: skywalker66
Originally posted by: TuxDave
Is there any girl that you have in mind?
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A few, 2 off hand, a probably a few more if I sat around and though about it for awhile.

I dunno, there are just hot girls EVERYWHERE at my college!

And I don't know why but I just want one. I want a hot girl (and one that I get along with and like in every other aspect of course)
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This, my friend, is precisely why you will NEVER be happy in a relationship. Your expectations are unreasonable. No one is perfect. You will NEVER find a girl like the one you just described.
Now, at this point you have two options:
1) accept this fact and become celebate
2) accept it and embrace it, perhaps then being able to find a fulfilling relationship!

It's not that difficult man... You can sit there and post YAGTs till you're blue in the face and you "know everything there is to know about women" but you'll still never be happy in a relationship until you change your unrealistic expectations.
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Okay, I'm sorry, she doesnt have to be perfect in the other aspects,
but it would be nice if she was hot,

but if she's not hot I can live with that too.
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"I want a hot girl"
"but if she's not hot I can live with that too."
😕
Make up your mind! Which is it? Decide, and then pursue an appropriate course of action! There's nothing more to be said here...
 
Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3
Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
You know, they're all hot girls...in the dark...
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Or after a few shots 😉
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I'm not even sure if Bethel girls are actually girls, in the dark.

Might be tough getting a shot there too.
 
I never read any of you're threads, and it looks like I'm not missing much.

But if your as desperate as you sound here's the quick college way of meeting girls. Go out with some friends one friday night (if you have any realworld freinds), if your old enough go to a popular college bar, if not go to a kegger or somthing, and get complelty and totally sloshed, you're bound to find the girl of your dreams then.
 
Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3
Originally posted by: skywalker66
Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3
Originally posted by: skywalker66
Originally posted by: TuxDave
Is there any girl that you have in mind?
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A few, 2 off hand, a probably a few more if I sat around and though about it for awhile.

I dunno, there are just hot girls EVERYWHERE at my college!

And I don't know why but I just want one. I want a hot girl (and one that I get along with and like in every other aspect of course)
Click to expand...

This, my friend, is precisely why you will NEVER be happy in a relationship. Your expectations are unreasonable. No one is perfect. You will NEVER find a girl like the one you just described.
Now, at this point you have two options:
1) accept this fact and become celebate
2) accept it and embrace it, perhaps then being able to find a fulfilling relationship!

It's not that difficult man... You can sit there and post YAGTs till you're blue in the face and you "know everything there is to know about women" but you'll still never be happy in a relationship until you change your unrealistic expectations.
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Okay, I'm sorry, she doesnt have to be perfect in the other aspects,
but it would be nice if she was hot,

but if she's not hot I can live with that too.
Click to expand...

"I want a hot girl"
"but if she's not hot I can live with that too."
😕
Make up your mind! Which is it? Decide, and then pursue an appropriate course of action! There's nothing more to be said here...
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I'm going to try for the hottie, and if eventually I realize (after asking hundreds of them out) that I'm not going to get one because I'm not good enough, then I am willing to drop my standards.

Thats what I meant.
 
Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
Originally posted by: amnesiac


8. You are asking for girl advice on a forum populated with 100,000 complete nerds, 99,995 of which are virgins.
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99,996, a new member just registered.
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hmmm, i thought i saw more than 4 divorce threads lately, and a lot of parenting threads (i believe there are more than 4 members with kids on this board) so i would venture a guess that your numbers are a weee bit off.
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: skywalker66
Alright,

I'm done posting in this thread for now. I just want to know one thing for future reference?

How do you want me to post in a way that does not piss you guys off in the future?

a) not post at all, never visit a forum on the internet again (they are clearly bad for me)
b) not post about women on anandtech, but just about other fun things in life.
c) post, but only sparingly, also go out and live
d) post, and take good advice into action immediately after the replies come in.
e) post as much as I want, but only do it about particular real life situations
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While option "a" is nice, please feel welcome to post on other forums. The folks over at Genmay would be happy to have you.
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Well because nobody seems to have any input besides this man, I think I'm going to look at these options and choose (a)
because forums really are unhealthy, addicting, and easy to spend too much time on. Life would be better without them.

But if I am tempted to come back here and talk some more to some people, then I think I will choose (c) as an option, and really be careful about what I post here, and not post anything unless I absolutely need to.

Basically my hope is that from now on, any YAGT posts I make here will be good enough, so at least the majority of respondents arent responding out of frustration. one or two, that is fine. 20? i dont think so.
 
Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
Originally posted by: amnesiac


8. You are asking for girl advice on a forum populated with 100,000 complete nerds, 99,995 of which are virgins.
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99,996, a new member just registered.
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hmmm, i thought i saw more than 4 divorce threads lately, and a lot of parenting threads (i believe there are more than 4 members with kids on this board) so i would venture a guess that your numbers are a weee bit off.
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I believe what we have here is a case of a malfunctioning sarcasm detector. PlatinumGold, when's the last time you had that thing checked?
Besides, you should know by now that anyone that posts on ATOT has never been laid, despite their claims 😉
 
alright fellows.

Peace! That's the plan for now, I'll try to stay off as long as possible (which will probably be about a day or two max)
 
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: skywalker66
Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: skywalker66
Alright people,
what is your problem with me?
and what is your problem with my threads?

Why is it bad that I have created over 30 YAGT threads which sound similar but they are not?
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Because they are similar.

Why not just keep it one?

Why not grow some 'nads and work on becoming a man?
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Because I hate making unnecessary mistakes, so I get as much figured out as I want to first, before jumping into the real world.
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Mistakes are part of the real world. Thats how you learn. Sure we could all give you our bullshit stories and advice but it doesnt mean jackshit out there. Get off the fscking keyboard and talk to people whose voices are higher than yours. Get out into the REAL WORLD. Thats the main point i think we all are making. You wont learn anything from us. Us guys are just as fscking clueless as you are. But we are out there. In the real world. Making mistakes. Stop your whining bitching and get out there. Now. And if you need help in figuring out how to do that, heres a step by step method.

1) Click "Start"
2) Click "Turn Off Computer"
3) Click "Turn Off"
4) Turn off Monitor
5) Change shirts because of the mountain dew that probably has spilled all over your shirt
6) Open door
7) Walk Outside
8) Find girl and Make a mistake (not too big of one though i.e. get her pregnant)
9) Live Life
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Im quoting myself and bolding it just to be double sure Skywalker66 gets the point.
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Oh yeah that's great advice send the poor clueless whiney wonder out into the real world he so obviously pointed out he can't handle without coming back on here and whining about. Keep him here where he can't harm himself and others and just ignore all his ranting after about the 3rd time you've advised him. We're at what the 1500th time you've all advised him? Really there is no point in repeating yourself, at some point you've got to drop it.

 
Originally posted by: skywalker66
Originally posted by:


What are you people pissed just because I haven't asked a girl out? I never told you guys I was going to ask anyone out today or tomorrow, or whatever, so why is it that big a deal?
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The big deal is that you post in such need of answers and then do nothing about it? WTF kind of messed up sh1t is that?
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I make these posts because I am CURIOUS AS ALL CAN BE to know the answers!

half of the time I dont want to do anything about anything, I just want to KNOW MORE!!

I have a mind that clings to answers and knowledge like a magnet to a block of iron, I dont know why, but it is just the way I am. I am intensly curious to know more, and to know more immediately. And I don't know why, because half of the time I wont even use the knowledge. (or at least not right away)
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Well, I have news for you. You aren't going to find any answers here. Now go out and live life instead of wasting it posting useless topics in this forum.
 
Originally posted by: bootymac
<--- awaits him to come back saying he got laid by 5 girls. at the same time
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if by girls you meant fingers...

Ok skywalker no one is going to hire you as a stand in for Brent Spiner and Spielberg isn't going to hire you as an android in the next star wars movie (if there is one) so push the button that calls your parents and tell them to take you to the zoo or something and drop this dumbass thread. k thx bye
 
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