I want to be an internet celebrity.

[SunnyD]

How would I go about doing this?

Things I don't have going for me:

• I'm not talented
• I don't consider myself handsome (I'd say I'm mostly average)
• I'm not an athlete
• I'm not a celebrity in real life
• I post here on ATOT

Things I DO have going for me:

• Um... I got nothing.

 

[highland145]

Chef or make more babies to catch up with octomom.

Or cook while making more babies.....

 

[SandEagle]

you're an ATOT celebrity. no, wait. who are you again?

 

[SunnyD]

Chef or make more babies to catch up with octomom.

Or cook while making more babies.....

Sounds a little George Costanza-like, but those ARE two of my favorite hobbies. Too bad the latter is unpossible.

 

[slayer202]

You need to make some clever youtube videos. Funny and/or interesting. Quirky maybe. Or extremely stupid

 

[rasczak]

Chef or make more babies to catch up with octomom.

Or cook while making more babies.....

OctoDad?

 

[highland145]

Sounds a little George Costanza-like, but those ARE two of my favorite hobbies. Too bad the latter is unpossible.

You can keep on practicing. The internet never needs to know.


Where's my sammich?

 

[highland145]

OctoDad?

Yeah, that too.

 

[momeNt]

Are you good at any kind of commentary? Social, political, sports? If so you might be able to start a blog, and slowly let people into your life, and work into an internet reality show type superstar.

 

[SunnyD]

Are you good at any kind of commentary? Social, political, sports? If so you might be able to start a blog, and slowly let people into your life, and work into an internet reality show type superstar.

I excel at making shit up... does that count?

 

[darkewaffle]

Since when do you have to be talented to be famous on the internet?

 

[highland145]

I excel at making shit up... does that count?

Politician it is.

 

[SunnyD]

Since when do you have to be talented to be famous on the internet?

:hmm:

You make a good point!

 

[destrekor]

I've had some great ideas for informational-type youtube videos/channels.
But I'm not an exceptionally social person and dislike the camera.

What to do?

 

[destrekor]

Politician it is.

How does one go from nearly dirt poor to controlling people through legislation?

I wouldn't mind trying that route, but I have no political networking.


Actually I'd rather work for a think-tank (up my alley, based on education/interests), but thinking about that makes me feel confused and lost as I have no idea how to do such.

Sometimes, trying to be a jack of all trades, and excelling at little, makes it difficult to find a good career path. I'm tired of the dead end job world.

 

[ultimatebob]

Well... you can always kill someone important to be on the news. It worked for Lee Harvey Oswald... kinda.

 

[SunnyD]

Politician it is.

To be fair, I have become rather disillusioned with government lately. And I came to the conclusion about a year or two ago that the only way I could TRULY effect meaningful change in this country is to become a politician.

Unfortunately, I'm broke, so I can't buy myself a seat in office.

 

[highland145]

To be fair, I have become rather disillusioned with government lately. And I came to the conclusion about a year or two ago that the only way I could TRULY effect meaningful change in this country is to become a politician.

Unfortunately, I'm broke, so I can't buy myself a seat in office.

Start with a H.O.A. position and work your way up.

 

[Printer Bandit]

go to :

http://www.younow.com/

 

[SunnyD]

Start with a H.O.A. position and work your way up.

Funny, but unpossible. Our HOA is run by the developer.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Become a porno star

 

[SearchMaster]

Boink a celebrity. Preferably Betty White.

 

[momeNt]

To be fair, I have become rather disillusioned with government lately. And I came to the conclusion about a year or two ago that the only way I could TRULY effect meaningful change in this country is to become a politician.

Unfortunately, I'm broke, so I can't buy myself a seat in office.

Start a facebook page or blog or something where you post about your disillusionment with government. If its good gain you'll gain popularity. Then slowly let people into the person behind the words, eventually you'll be like Perez Hilton but for political/government stuff.

 

[SunnyD]

Start a facebook page or blog or something where you post about your disillusionment with government. If its good gain you'll gain popularity. Then slowly let people into the person behind the words, eventually you'll be like Perez Hilton but for political/government stuff.

Popularity with whom, exactly? DHS?

 

[alkemyst]

follow my lead bro.

oh wait, you can't handle that.

Maybe become a internet groupie or something a little lighter weight.