I want to be an asshole, teach me ATOT

[damiano]

you spend too much time in front of your computer d00d
6 thousand something posts in this amount of time....
go out there and be a real jerk
not a cyber jerk here

 

[DaWhim]

Originally posted by: damiano
you spend too much time in front of your computer d00d
6 thousand something posts in this amount of time....
go out there and be a real jerk
not a cyber jerk here

:beer:

 

[nick1985]

do what i do...sit back and let the chicks come to me...

 

[Xionide]

omg i love that article

 

[xxAgentCowxx]

You have to be really sweet to them one day, and the next day don't answer their calls and when you do, blow them off as quickly as possible. This keeps them confused and works extremely well for keeping long term relationships. Also, being an "asshole" doesnt mean you really have to be one, just look at girls one time like theyre just a piece of a$$ then dont look at them again at all costs. Then depending on how far you want to push, flirt with their ugly friends. Play with envy and confusion, practice until you get it right.

Learned all of this from my auto shop teacher. Been sticking to it for about a year. Works great. Especially the nice guy mean guy routine, its hard to get used to doing when you're raised to be extremely polite and good-mannered, but it can be un-learned depending on how bad you want to.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
That guy is a moron. Of all of the married couples I know none are assholes. Why? Well, if they were an asshole I'd not hang around with them and probably neither would their wife. Assholes do not make good mates for a girl past the age of 19. If you want girls that like assholes you're probably in highschool, and certainly not out of university, and if you are out of university stop looking at those silly girls. They probably have stds anyway. The "nice guys finish last" isn't true. Who do you think gets more promotions? Asshole or the guy everyone likes? Assholes pick up girls. Nice guys pick up women (unless it's for a quick fling).

Yep yep yep, life is really a popularity contest. Trick is to figure out when to stand up for yourself & when to cave in.

 

[clamum]

I dunno I'm pretty nice almost all the time and listen. But my gf likes that. I'd have to agree with Skoorb about the age thing.

 

[mindmaniac]

Just asking that dumbass question makes you an asshole. Trust me though being an asshole isn't something to be proud of you Dennis Leary wannabe. Go screw yourself

 

[MrChad]

"Nice guys" have the common misconception that girls want assholes. From what I've observed, "nice guys" tend to lack confidence and are afraid to aggressively flirt with girls they are interested in. They believe that by appearing sweet and listening and staying on safe topics of conversation that they'll pique a girl's interest. "Assholes," on the other hand, are confident around girls and aren't afraid to let them know that they're interested in more than just talking. They can also be loud and obnoxious in social situations; I guess this is where the "asshole" label comes from.

If you are interested in a girl, listen to her and show her you are a nice guy, but also show her that you can be fun and exciting. Don't hide your intentions and don't be afraid to flirt with her. If you need some motivation, watch Swingers.

Good luck.

 

[CraigRT]

i'm a nice person, i cant teach arsehole school

 

[Techie333]

Originally posted by: ViRGE
Schaden, after the last stunt you pulled, I don't think there's anything you can do to help yourself.

HAHAHAHAHAH! if you wanna be an a-hole, just get her drunk like that, then do her in the butt......and don't ever call again......LOL!

 

[wampa]

Originally posted by: jumpr
Christ, I'm still seeing black and white afterimages from reading that godforsaken page.

LOL

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: Techie333

Originally posted by: ViRGE
Schaden, after the last stunt you pulled, I don't think there's anything you can do to help yourself.

HAHAHAHAHAH! if you wanna be an a-hole, just get her drunk like that, then do her in the butt......and don't ever call again......LOL!

 

[iwearnosox]

Stop caring. Voila, instant asshole.

 

[phantom309]

It only works if you're really good-looking. Women pretend not to care about it but if you have the looks, they'll go crazy for you no matter how you act.

 

[Siddhartha]

There are a lot of women out there. If it does not work out with this one keep looking. You will meet someone who likes you the way you are and who you like.

 

[FuZoR]

stop listening to the girls problems... tell her shes a hoe/slut..
she will be on her knees before you know it

 

[FrOsTxxbYtE]

when you see the girl you like walk over and pimp slap her in the face as hard as you can then throw her to the ground and steal her purse, then go home and expect her phone call asking you for a date

 

[FrOsTxxbYtE]

Originally posted by: ViRGE
Schaden, after the last stunt you pulled, I don't think there's anything you can do to help yourself.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! good one

 

[AMCRambler]

Originally posted by: FrOsTxxbYtE
when you see the girl you like walk over and pimp slap her in the face as hard as you can then throw her to the ground and steal her purse, then go home and expect her phone call asking you for a date

Winnar!

 

[AMCRambler]

This article is so true. I've got a friend who's the most complete butt head to women that I have ever met. It doesn't seem to matter though, because he kepts nailing these beautiful girls who should not want anything to do with him! He's not even good looking! He's hairy, about a foot shorter than me and down right evil. But they love him! I think they wrote the article about him to the letter!

 

[TommyVercetti]

Dude girls don't like assholes, they like nice guys who listen to them, care about them and put a genuine effort into the relationship.