i want to be a mod

[HAL9000]

British people don't count.

I'd beg to differ.

But aside from that people from across from around the earth like me.

 

[TheInternet1980]

Eff that, I want to be a rocker!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRwrg0db_zY

 

[FoBoT]

mustache is required

 

[moshquerade]

No....just FUCK no.

I think (with a few exceptions) the minimum requirement for moderators is an IQ of 50. (I think there may have been a few grandfathered in before the new stricter requirements were imposed)

The OP here couldn't meet the old requirement of spelling "poem" correctly, let alone the more stringent requirements nowadays.

you crack me up

 

[HAL9000]

you, up my crack

D:

 

[BoomerD]

Originally Posted by moshquerade
you, up my crack

D:

Oh...be still my heart!!

 

[Iron Woode]

I just shot-gunned a 40 of Robitussin and everything's kind of awesome

 

[Locut0s]

Except, of course, for the annual moderator orgy.

An exquisitely catered no cameras, no judgment zone, it features an open bar, a dizzying (literally) array of pharmacological treats, and a multinational cast of gorgeous and amazingly solicitous female "attendees" flown in from in from such disparate locations as The Ukraine, Thailand and the far flung Isles of Langerhans.

It is always a lovely and memorable affair. I make it a point to save the commemorative napkins, for the high grade cocaine that clings to them alone.

No possible measures are spared. For instance, penicillin shots are instantly available from large breasted Russian RN's who hover on the sidelines for that very purpose, when they are not being called upon for emergency oral snake draining.

The canapes alone are worth the trip.

Delicious!

I'm just sayin'.

:thumbsup:

 

[Locut0s]

I just shot-gunned a 40 of Robitussin and everything's kind of awesome

Good to know Iron, good to know...

 

[BoomerD]

i think i can do a good job, how do i sign up

Wow, we saw this thread and immediately sprang into action. The ballots were all printed out, the beer was ordered for the induction ceremony, we even ordered a cake. But then we thought, has anyone vetted him yet? It was all downhill from there. See post #3 for details. -Admin in charge of throwing the party for new mods DrPizza

LOL...missed it by > < that much!!!

 

[IcePickFreak]

Except, of course, for the annual moderator orgy.

An exquisitely catered no cameras, no judgment zone, it features an open bar, a dizzying (literally) array of pharmacological treats, and a multinational cast of gorgeous and amazingly solicitous female "attendees" flown in from in from such disparate locations as The Ukraine, Thailand and the far flung Isles of Langerhans.

It is always a lovely and memorable affair. I make it a point to save the commemorative napkins, for the high grade cocaine that clings to them alone.

No possible measures are spared. For instance, penicillin shots are instantly available from large breasted Russian RN's who hover on the sidelines for that very purpose, when they are not being called upon for emergency oral snake draining.

The canapes alone are worth the trip.

Delicious!

I'm just sayin'.

I was the photographer at the last one, I suppose being the only sober/coherent one there painted it in a much different light...

 

[skyking]

asking to be one is an automatic disqualification, mods are mods because somebody has some dirt of them.

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

I want to be a mod so I can give myself infractions for no reason.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

I want to be a mod so I can give myself infractions for no reason.

I'm sure a mod can give you an infraction for that if you really want...