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i want to be a mod

brianmanahan

Lifer
Sep 2, 2006
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i think i can do a good job, how do i sign up

Wow, we saw this thread and immediately sprang into action. The ballots were all printed out, the beer was ordered for the induction ceremony, we even ordered a cake. But then we thought, has anyone vetted him yet? It was all downhill from there. See post #3 for details. -Admin in charge of throwing the party for new mods DrPizza
 
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BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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No....just FUCK no.

I think (with a few exceptions) the minimum requirement for moderators is an IQ of 50. (I think there may have been a few grandfathered in before the new stricter requirements were imposed)

The OP here couldn't meet the old requirement of spelling "poem" correctly, let alone the more stringent requirements nowadays.
 

HAL9000

Lifer
Oct 17, 2010
22,021
3
76
No....just FUCK no.

I think (with a few exceptions) the minimum requirement for moderators is an IQ of 50. (I think there may have been a few grandfathered in before the new stricter requirements were imposed)

The OP here couldn't meet the old requirement of spelling "poem" correctly, let alone the more stringent requirements nowadays.

This.
 

NoStateofMind

Diamond Member
Oct 14, 2005
9,711
6
76
No....just FUCK no.

I think (with a few exceptions) the minimum requirement for moderators is an IQ of 50. (I think there may have been a few grandfathered in before the new stricter requirements were imposed)

The OP here couldn't meet the old requirement of spelling "poem" correctly, let alone the more stringent requirements nowadays.

Yeah I barely got in with 52.

OP you don't want the long hours or constant bitching, and its a thankless job. Not to mention the pay is shit.
 

Leros

Lifer
Jul 11, 2004
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I want a gold toilet, but it ain't in the cards, baby.

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Perknose

Forum Director & Omnipotent Overlord
Forum Director
Oct 9, 1999
46,873
10,668
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Being a mod is over rated.

Except, of course, for the annual moderator orgy.

An exquisitely catered no cameras, no judgment zone, it features an open bar, a dizzying (literally) array of pharmacological treats, and a multinational cast of gorgeous and amazingly solicitous female "attendees" flown in from in from such disparate locations as The Ukraine, Thailand and the far flung Isles of Langerhans.

It is always a lovely and memorable affair. I make it a point to save the commemorative napkins, for the high grade cocaine that clings to them alone.

No possible measures are spared. For instance, penicillin shots are instantly available from large breasted Russian RN's who hover on the sidelines for that very purpose, when they are not being called upon for emergency oral snake draining.

The canapes alone are worth the trip.

Delicious!

I'm just sayin'.
 

SKORPI0

Lifer
Jan 18, 2000
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That's an awful color scheme. Being a mod there would make me want to gouge my eyes out, or a better option, not moderate. Ever.

Unfortunately, the administrator gave this as default. Haven't found the time to tinker with the settings... We ban trolls there too, once in a awhile... :(

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Oh, we only have <7K active members/lurkers, celebrated 5 years last month.
 

HAL9000

Lifer
Oct 17, 2010
22,021
3
76
Unfortunately, the administrator gave this as default. Haven't found the time to tinker with the settings... We ban trolls there too, once in a awhile... :(

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Oh, we only have <7K active members/lurkers, celebrated 5 years last month.

Who the fudge is "Neakbeard"