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I want to be a heterosexual male whore

MichaelD

MichaelD

Lifer
Really. Seriously.

Today at a mall, I saw a woman...about....25 or so. Lots of makeup, short skirt, blah , blah, blah. Looked like she stepped off the set off Asswhores.com or something. She was with not an elderly man, but a man obviously in his mid-late-50's and he obviously has not taken care of himself.

He was very overweight, needed a haircut, but dressed like he was 20. Big Fubu pants, gold chain and all that rap crap.

Oh, yeah, but she LOVES HIM. :roll: She had her tongue licking his neck the whole time they were sitting there. It wasnt' her Dad.

Why can't I be porking some 50 year old, successful, 50 pounds overweight, Jenny Craig reject woman that owns a business and a M5 BMW?

I want to be a heterosexual male whore; I want to get paid for playing porky with the piggies.
 
I would be there with you bro. I mean I have my sh!t together but I wouldn't mind some r&r...
 
Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
I you can make it look like you have a live moose in your shorts, you have a chance.
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:Q

/googles on "pictures of mice under blankets"


I think I can pull off a reasonable fascimilie of that...
 
Originally posted by: Train
1. Find rich piggie
2. Swallow your pride, and get it on
3. Profit!
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:thumbsup::beer:😀



aka

1. Apply paper bag
2. Swallow beer, then swallow pride, then put $100 bills in pocket
3. Pork the Piggie
4. Take massively hot shower
5. Pay off all bills and buy massive amounts of land
 
i dunno why overweight 50 year old women would neccesarily pick bitter men in their late 30s?

seems to me they would gravitate more towards me and my age range? 😛
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Really. Seriously.

Today at a mall, I saw a woman...about....25 or so. Lots of makeup, short skirt, blah , blah, blah. Looked like she stepped off the set off Asswhores.com or something. She was with not an elderly man, but a man obviously in his mid-late-50's and he obviously has not taken care of himself.

He was very overweight, needed a haircut, but dressed like he was 20. Big Fubu pants, gold chain and all that rap crap.

Oh, yeah, but she LOVES HIM. :roll: She had her tongue licking his neck the whole time they were sitting there. It wasnt' her Dad.

Why can't I be porking some 50 year old, successful, 50 pounds overweight, Jenny Craig reject woman that owns a business and a M5 BMW?

I want to be a heterosexual male whore; I want to get paid for playing porky with the piggies.
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I'm pushing 50 and I'll tell you why it isn't happening, us old broads are smart enough to avoid swallowing bitter pills and you my friend are one very bitter pill.


 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Really. Seriously.

Today at a mall, I saw a woman...about....25 or so. Lots of makeup, short skirt, blah , blah, blah. Looked like she stepped off the set off Asswhores.com or something. She was with not an elderly man, but a man obviously in his mid-late-50's and he obviously has not taken care of himself.

He was very overweight, needed a haircut, but dressed like he was 20. Big Fubu pants, gold chain and all that rap crap.

Oh, yeah, but she LOVES HIM. :roll: She had her tongue licking his neck the whole time they were sitting there. It wasnt' her Dad.

Why can't I be porking some 50 year old, successful, 50 pounds overweight, Jenny Craig reject woman that owns a business and a M5 BMW?

I want to be a heterosexual male whore; I want to get paid for playing porky with the piggies.
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I'm pushing 50 and I'll tell you why it isn't happening, us old broads are smart enough to avoid swallowing bitter pills and you my friend are one very bitter pill.
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This is true. I am bitter. But damn, I look good, 😎 and I could sweet talk you from Step A bottle of wine, to Step B, sweet thang of mine, baby. :heart:

I was born with the Silver Tongue and the Twinkle in The Eye, babe. It's made me both happy and sad at the same time.

What it's NOT made me yet is Financially Independent.

 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Really. Seriously.

Today at a mall, I saw a woman...about....25 or so. Lots of makeup, short skirt, blah , blah, blah. Looked like she stepped off the set off Asswhores.com or something. She was with not an elderly man, but a man obviously in his mid-late-50's and he obviously has not taken care of himself.

He was very overweight, needed a haircut, but dressed like he was 20. Big Fubu pants, gold chain and all that rap crap.

Oh, yeah, but she LOVES HIM. :roll: She had her tongue licking his neck the whole time they were sitting there. It wasnt' her Dad.

Why can't I be porking some 50 year old, successful, 50 pounds overweight, Jenny Craig reject woman that owns a business and a M5 BMW?

I want to be a heterosexual male whore; I want to get paid for playing porky with the piggies.
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I'm pushing 50 and I'll tell you why it isn't happening, us old broads are smart enough to avoid swallowing bitter pills and you my friend are one very bitter pill.
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owned.
 
Originally posted by: yellowfiero
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Really. Seriously.

Today at a mall, I saw a woman...about....25 or so. Lots of makeup, short skirt, blah , blah, blah. Looked like she stepped off the set off Asswhores.com or something. She was with not an elderly man, but a man obviously in his mid-late-50's and he obviously has not taken care of himself.

He was very overweight, needed a haircut, but dressed like he was 20. Big Fubu pants, gold chain and all that rap crap.

Oh, yeah, but she LOVES HIM. :roll: She had her tongue licking his neck the whole time they were sitting there. It wasnt' her Dad.

Why can't I be porking some 50 year old, successful, 50 pounds overweight, Jenny Craig reject woman that owns a business and a M5 BMW?

I want to be a heterosexual male whore; I want to get paid for playing porky with the piggies.
Click to expand...


I'm pushing 50 and I'll tell you why it isn't happening, us old broads are smart enough to avoid swallowing bitter pills and you my friend are one very bitter pill.
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owned.
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Fer sure, fer sure, Geek got owned on that one. MIchaelD is an upstanding and courageous man who would dare to stare down the Devil himself for those he cares for. Fear that which you do not understand and be wary of that which you THINK you understand. 😉
 
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