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I want to be a dog

schneiderguy

schneiderguy

Lifer
It would be awesome to be a dog. Your entire life would consist of:

  • Eating anything
  • Sleeping anytime you wanted to
  • Pooping wherever you wanted to
  • Sexing hawt girl dogs
  • Licking your butt/balls

And you'd have a human to pet you whenever you wanted.

Anyone else agree?
 
I know exactly what you mean.

My dog has it made. Only time she doesn't get positive attention is when she is a stubborn bitch - kind of like a teenage girl.
 
schneiderguy said:
It would be awesome to be a dog. Your entire life would consist of:

  • Eating anything
  • Sleeping anytime you wanted to
  • Pooping wherever you wanted to
  • Sexing hawt girl dogs
  • Licking your butt/balls

And you'd have a human to pet you whenever you wanted.

Anyone else agree?
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Unless you're a dog in China. Then...well, your life will be considerably less comfortable. I can post videos to prove this, if you'd like me too.





Nope. We've been there and seen it and I've banned the last two that have tried to post it.


esquared
Anandtech Administrator
 
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schneiderguy said:
It would be awesome to be a dog. Your entire life would consist of:

  • Eating anything
  • Sleeping anytime you wanted to
  • Pooping wherever you wanted to
  • Sexing hawt girl dogs
  • Licking your butt/balls

And you'd have a human to pet you whenever you wanted.

Anyone else agree?
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dogs in loving families have GOT IT MADE!
 
schneiderguy said:
It would be awesome to be a dog. Your entire life would consist of:

  • Eating anything
  • Sleeping anytime you wanted to
  • Pooping wherever you wanted to
  • Sexing hawt girl dogs
  • Licking your butt/balls

And you'd have a human to pet you whenever you wanted.

Anyone else agree?
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you already do that anyway
 
Hey, I was looking for a new dog to help guard the goats. If you apply for the position, I'm sure it's yours. I even feed the dogs pizza 2 or 3 times a week. My little dog was treated to stuffed zucchini today. He loved it, licked the plate clean.
 
You could get pretty close if you wanted.

Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.

Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit
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I Wanna Be Your Dog

So messed up I want you here
In my room I want you here
Now we're gonna be face-to-face
And I'll lay right down in my favorite place
And now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well c'mon

I Wanna Be Your Dog lyrics
Now I'm ready to close my eyes
And now I'm ready to close my mind
And now I'm ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands
And now I wanna be your dog
And now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well c'mon

This thread is now about Iggy & the Stooges
 
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