i want this because of reasons

[brianmanahan]

is my new favorite phrase :awe:

 

[zanejohnson]

im gonna use this today

 

[brianmanahan]

im gonna use this today

awesome! let me know how this goes for you

 

[Fritzo]

I want to use this, but I'm not sure of the proper setup.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I want to use this, but I'm not sure of the proper setup.

Go into your boss' office and say, "I want a raise because of reasons." BAM, free money.

 

[Jeff7]

I want to use this, but I'm not sure of the proper setup.

Sounds like you need reasons.

 

[olds]

is my new favorite phrase :awe:
"I want the slipperiest butt imaginable."

:ninja:

 

[brianmanahan]

:ninja:

the most slippery butt you can have is the kind of butt that i want

 

[dank69]

the most slippery butt you can have is the kind of butt that i want

why would you want that?

 

[brianmanahan]

why would you want that?

BECAUSE OF REASONS

jeez

 

[highland145]

BECAUSE OF REASONS

jeez

:biggrin:

 

[olds]

I want this because of reasons

 

[JimKiler]

This is a great quote but in honor of Ving Rhames soon to be classic line from Piranha 3DD I have to say "bring me my legs" as much as possible today. But tomorrow I will say "i want this because of reasons."

FYI you can see Ving Rhames line in the Piranha 3DD official trailer at the 1:38 mark.

 

[zanejohnson]

i used it ROFL

the client just looked at me... waited for more... i snorted and went back under the desk

 

[Soundmanred]

i used it ROFL

the "client" just looked at me... waited for more... i snorted more coke and went back under the desk to do the other kind of blow

Too much information

 

[rh71]

"I won't be able to go because... I don't want to."

 

[BrokenVisage]

 

[zanejohnson]

its just a template:

 

[brianmanahan]

i used it ROFL

the client just looked at me... waited for more... i snorted and went back under the desk

 

[kranky]

I checked out about two dozen comics on that site, and I can say without hesitation, the author is bereft of talent and wit.

 

[Fritzo]

I want this because of reasons

 

[SirStev0]

Yes, reasons.

 

[brianmanahan]

I checked out about two dozen comics on that site, and I can say without hesitation, the author is bereft of talent and wit.

i am sure his talent exceeds your own

 

[HamburgerBoy]

This one's pretty funny

http://threewordphrase.com/fluffer.htm

EDIT: LOL, I've definitely seen this one around here before

http://threewordphrase.com/neckbeard.htm

And this one made me actually laugh a little

http://threewordphrase.com/sadcomic.htm

 

[clamum]

Hahaha I think I remember seeing this thread when the OP started it. I admit I haven't used the phrase yet but I will make it my mission.

The neckbeard comic is golden. People like that irk me so fucking bad I want to shove bamboo shoots under their fingernails.