I want my car to talk to me!!

[Duddy]

I think I've got a good set up with my iPhone telling commands over my Mazda3 speakers. But the thing is, I can't find any cool voices for the system.

Does anyone know where I can get pre-recorded voices. You know, like the EDI from Stealth or something.

I want something that sounds soo sci-fi it will make girls get out of my car

 

[foghorn67]

Have Optimus Prime call you.

 

[Dirigible]

"Saay Man..Somebody done stole your battery. I say we go get the muthafucka."

 

[Throckmorton]

"Michael, this female of your species is not up to your usual standards. Would you like me to open the passenger door to let her out?"

 

[Nik]

"This female specimen seems to be more expensive than your standard profile choices. Would you like directions to the nearest ATM?"

 

[Modelworks]

ugh
You caused me to have flashbacks to talking cars of the 80's.
That turned me off of having a talking vehicle for a long long time.

"your door is ajar"
"your door is ajar"
"your door is ajar"

"fasten seat belt"
"fasten seat belt"

And there was no way to shut it up except to do what it wanted.

kind of like having a wife

 

[Raduque]

Originally posted by: Modelworks
ugh
You caused me to have flashbacks to talking cars of the 80's.
That turned me off of having a talking vehicle for a long long time.

"your door is ajar"
"your door is ajar"
"your door is ajar"

"fasten seat belt"
"fasten seat belt"

And there was no way to shut it up except to do what it wanted.

kind of like having a wife

OMFG, I remember those cars. My parents had one for a while.

"Key is in the ignition"
"Key is in the ignition"
"Key is in the ignition"
"Key is in the ignition"

I think they kept it for about 4 days.