OMG, this thread is hilarious.
Wduaqnug,
Is this your first kid? (I assume it's a kid, but with a name like spunky, you can never be too sure)
You cannot be serious about potty training your 5 month old child? She can't even keep her head up yet. And when she needs to go, how the hell is she going to get to the toilet and climb up on it?
Man, be patient, you have about a year and a half to worry about potty training.
BTW, does your wife know you want to do this. Cause if she doesn't yet, you're sure to get a backhand upside the head when she finds out.