I wanna be a white guy for Halloween...

[Sqube]

This is what I ordinarily look like.

I want to dress up as a white guy for Halloween (kind of a reverse-Soul Man type of deal). What exactly would I need?

I plan on wearing jeans, a long-sleeved shirt, and shoes, so I don't think I need to go completely insane. I was just wondering what it would take to make a reasonable approximation of Whiteytude.

 

[mb]

Come on, don't like.. you just wanna eat at Cracker Barrel.

 

[TheoPetro]

its gonna take some makeup to change your features. black guys and white guys differ in their face structure alot.

 

[yhelothar]

get a nice bukkake facial done.. and you'll be white

 

[mb]

closest thing I could find
http://www.frightcatalog.com/Halloween-...eam+Makeup/White+Cream+Makeup-1502006/

 

[Sqube]

supafly: Seen through in one! I don't think white people are quite that white, but that's an interesting site nonetheless.

TheoPetro: Yeah, well... I think the money necessary to mask facial features and whatnot is a little bit out of my budget.

virtualgames0: ... right.

Keep em comin!

 

[Platypus]

i'm sure there's a peach face paint color you would mix with white to make it more skinlike

 

[txrandom]

You could dress up as a racist white southerner. Get a white bed sheet and cut some holes in it. Just don't show your parents.

 

[Yzzim]

I dressed up as Steve Urkel for Halloween once when I was in 5th grade. Painted myself with brown face paint on my face, ears, neck, and hands. Sure wish I had a picture, I'm sure I looked like a idiot.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: Sqube
I plan on wearing jeans, a long-sleeved shirt, and shoes

Yep, you've pretty much got it.

The shoes part will really make the costume pop.

 

[chusteczka]

Originally posted by: Sqube
This is what I ordinarily look like.

I want to dress up as a white guy for Halloween ... What exactly would I need?

Ha, that made me laugh.

You would need liposuction on your penis.

 

[IAteYourMother]

print out a picture of a white guy and tape it on your face

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: Sqube
This is what I ordinarily look like.

I want to dress up as a white guy for Halloween (kind of a reverse-Soul Man type of deal). What exactly would I need?

I plan on wearing jeans, a long-sleeved shirt, and shoes, so I don't think I need to go completely insane. I was just wondering what it would take to make a reasonable approximation of Whiteytude.

lol... just wear your pants around your ankles, and carry a skateboard...

but seriously, perhaps some fake skin? Most costume shops carry it, though I'm not sure how expensive it is, or if it would work as you'd like it to.

 

[vrbaba]

Originally posted by: chusteczka

Originally posted by: Sqube
This is what I ordinarily look like.

I want to dress up as a white guy for Halloween ... What exactly would I need?

Ha, that made me laugh.

You would need liposuction on your penis.

LMAO

 

[BoomerD]

Just ask Michael Jackson...he got it down fairly well...except for the scarecrow look...

 

[rubix]

well for starters, you're gonna need to find a daves mathews band shirt.

 

[poopygood]

how about go out as a black white supremacist?

 

[quentinterintino]

What does Dave Chappelle do when he plays Chuck Taylor?

 

[Sqube]

Originally posted by: quentinterintino
What does Dave Chappelle do when he plays Chuck Taylor?

I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it involves really expensive makeup artists, what with him being on TV and whatnot.

 

[FallenHero]

You need a tennis racket, a polo shirt, some tan pants, and a sweater tied around your waste. Not sure if there is makeup or not to cover your skin and make it more white. You would probably only have to do your face and hands though if you cover up well enough. Also, a wig with some parted hair.

 

[Baked]

Wear a KKK robe. I'm gonna do that at the Halloween party.

 

[compuwiz1]

White shoe polish?

 

[Sqube]

Yeah, as for the KKK things... the Halloween party I'm going to isn't necessarily the kind of party where that type of humor will be appreciated.

It would be funny, but dealing with the repurcussions and whatnot would just be a pain in the ass.

 

[dopcombo]

What kind of white guy are you thinking of?

Nerdy white guy? Xtreme frat boy?

Weird Al's Lil Bit white and nerdy?

 

[Sqube]

Nerdy.