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I used super glue for lube

I

iluvtruenos

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Now my hand is stuck to my willie.

🙁

EDIT: Fine, I'm just kidding. I was playing around with a tube of super glue, but it ruptured (the steel tubes, if you bend them too much they break) and now I have glue all over my hands. My willie was itching, so I scratched it and my finger got stuck to it, then I ripped it off, but now my hands have a super glue layer on them that makes it super hard.

Should I just wash my hands with gasoline to get rid of the 'exoskeleton'?

Oh, and I'm pretty sloshed.
 
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