i think someone pee'd in my coffee

[JechtShot]

Put a pregnancy test strip in there. If it comes up positive, you may be the father.

I LOL'd

 

[mmntech]

If you're worried about him peeing in your coffee, you don't even want to know what he did to your bagel.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I'm glad I have to ask, wtf is a "medium double double?" I only ask because I did a stint as a barista at a university coffee shop.

 

[OverVolt]

That sucks. I hate when people mess with shit like that for no reason.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

I'm glad I have to ask, wtf is a "medium double double?" I only ask because I did a stint as a barista at a university coffee shop.

Taking a wild guess.

Medium sized coffee

Two sugars, two creamers.

 

[Destiny]

i couldn't finish more than 70% of it. is there a way to have the rest of it tested, like a DNA test or something? i'm freaking out here. 🙁

You drank more than half?!?! Are you sure you didn't like it? I would've spit it out and threw the cup of coffee out the window after just the first sip!

look on the bright side... he probably had another cup with semen in it.

Protein and Coffee = trying to create breakfast of champions?

 

[HeXen]

If you only knew what all types of nasty stuff you ingest everyday, urine wouldn't seem so bad. heck practically everything you touch has fecal matter on it alone let alone what's in the mass produced ingredients, roaches, rat turds..you name it.
I knew a guy who peed in a large vat of tomatoes at Red Gold, you just consumed urine less diluted was all. You'll live.

 

[reallyscrued]

Urine idiot.

 

[Number1]

I can picture his thought process now:

(Takes first sip)

Hmm. . . coffee tastes weird. Maybe it's my imagination.

(Takes another sip)

No, no, it does definitely have a strange taste to it.

(Takes another sip)

Could it be that he pissed in it?!?!?!? Maybe I should try to taste for urine.

(Takes another sip; swirls it around in mouth)

Yeah, that definitely tastes like urine. I think I can taste the Slurpee that worker had with his lunch.

(Takes another sip)

Yes, that definitely is tinged with cherry Slurpee. Wow, I'm almost at work. I should finish this off.

(Takes a big gulp)

Wait a minute. Only 30% left. Maybe I should save it and report my findings online.

/thread.

LOL