i think someone pee'd in my coffee

[SandEagle]

alright so i ordered a medium double double at this coffee shop in the middle of redneck-ville (i'm fairly brown, btw) the dude that took my order seemed a bit shady to me. he proceeded to get my coffee from the back, wtf!?

anyway, the whole drive the coffee had an odd aftertaste to it. i couldn't finish more than 70% of it. is there a way to have the rest of it tested, like a DNA test or something? i'm freaking out here.

 

[rudeguy]

what do your computer speakers say about it?

 

[Ichinisan]

You deserved it.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Good that you have found something that you can have developed an acquired taste for.

Make sure you back and give the guy a thank you present for increasing your taste buds

 

[Dirigible]

Why is there an apostrophe in your title?

 

[darkxshade]

This coffee shop must be frequented by many cops.

 

[Paratus]

This thread has met all my expectations.

 

[OlafSicky]

I peed in a guys coffee once he drank all of it.

 

[JackBurton]

Put a pregnancy test strip in there. If it comes up positive, you may be the father.

 

[Ichinisan]

I would do it all over again if the opportunity arises.

 

[Imp]

Coworker overshared that her brother went to a Mandarin (Chinese buffet in case Americana no have them) with a friend and she managed to piss off the waiter. Custom dish came, tasted weird, she apparently got it tested, and found jizz in it. Coworker is a bullshitter though...

 

[madoka]

anyway, the whole drive the coffee had an odd aftertaste to it. i couldn't finish more than 70% of it.

I can picture his thought process now:

(Takes first sip)

Hmm. . . coffee tastes weird. Maybe it's my imagination.

(Takes another sip)

No, no, it does definitely have a strange taste to it.

(Takes another sip)

Could it be that he pissed in it?!?!?!? Maybe I should try to taste for urine.

(Takes another sip; swirls it around in mouth)

Yeah, that definitely tastes like urine. I think I can taste the Slurpee that worker had with his lunch.

(Takes another sip)

Yes, that definitely is tinged with cherry Slurpee. Wow, I'm almost at work. I should finish this off.

(Takes a big gulp)

Wait a minute. Only 30% left. Maybe I should save it and report my findings online.

 

[andylawcc]

must be the cops

 

[BladeVenom]

Urea is the main ingredient of urine after water. A lab could easily test for it.

Or, make some coffee and pee in it, and see what it tastes like.

 

[Jeff7]

Was he in the back for a few minutes? Did you ask for cream in the coffee?

Maybe it's not urine. :hmm:

 

[SandEagle]

Was he in the back for a few minutes? Did you ask for cream in the coffee?

Maybe it's not urine. :hmm:

no, maybe 20 seconds. what if he keeps a can of pee just for foreigners? come to think of it, i don't know what it tastes like, so maybe i'm being paranoid.

 

[JEDIYoda]

alright so i ordered a medium double double at this coffee shop in the middle of redneck-ville (i'm fairly brown, btw) the dude that took my order seemed a bit shady to me. he proceeded to get my coffee from the back, wtf!?

anyway, the whole drive the coffee had an odd aftertaste to it. i couldn't finish more than 70% of it. is there a way to have the rest of it tested, like a DNA test or something? i'm freaking out here.

I`m sorry....I didn`t mean to pee in your coffee...
I was just trying to make you feel at home.....

 

[Brainonska511]

Maybe it was just a shitty cup of coffee.

 

[OlafSicky]

Maybe it was just a shitty cup of coffee.

WOW D: Now you're saying he shit in it.

 

[Crono]

Maybe it was just a shitty cup of coffee.

Yeah, that 's the problem with really bad coffee.

I'm guessing OP probably got really old coffee.

 

[Raizinman]

A little wang in your coffee?
Happens very often these days.
Normally the perp prefers to watch you drink it. Return and order another cup and see if he watches.

 

[TJCS]

look on the bright side... he probably had another cup with semen in it.

 

[CZroe]

So you assume that people in redneck-ville don't want your business/money because you're brown so they begrudgingly serve you and do something to drive you away in the future? Way to stereotype/discriminate.

If he did anything at all it probably wasn't intended for you or a case of mistaken identity or you did something else to tick him off and don't know it. It's a lot more likely that it was just bad coffee. You said yourself that you may just be being paranoid.

Coworker overshared that her brother went to a Mandarin (Chinese buffet in case Americana no have them) with a friend and she managed to piss off the waiter. Custom dish came, tasted weird, she apparently got it tested, and found jizz in it. Coworker is a bullshitter though...

I don't think we have a buffet chain with "Mandarin" in the name. We have Mandarin Express at a lot of malls but it isn't a buffet. I'm sure there are many non-chain buffets with "Mandarin" in the name, but I just equate it with "Chinese" and not "Chinese Buffet."

 

[Broheim]

what do your computer speakers say about it?

:thumbsup:

 

[bigrash]

look on the bright side... he probably had another cup with semen in it.

Hahaha