i think someone is hacking my computer

[Lithium381]

someone is hacking my computer :-( they keep using some program called 'bittorrent' and slow down my internet connection and take up all my disk space! i can see it in taskmanager and i "terminate" but it keeps coming back :-( i think it's someone that works at blockbuster or something because i keep finding movies on my computer.

is this one of those things i keep hearing about on Dateline NBC about how someone steals your computer resources to acquire credit cards or something?

 

[jlee]

OP below:

 

[UncleWai]

my bad, i will stop hacking your computer now

 

[WA261]

Wife/GF found your porn, huh?

Edit... I actually think I tried to use this excuse, too. I don't recall if I got away with it or not.

 

[tasmanian]

Like the riaa is going to believe that.

 

[El Guaraguao]

shut off your computer ASAP! pull the plug, don't worry about not saving any unfinished documents, just de-power your PC! after doing so, open up the PC and take out the hard drive. you have to be quick. take a sledgehammer and DESTROY your hard drive. otherwise the hackers will hack your hard drive and steal cc numbers n shit. i cannot stress it enough that you have to be quick about it. even though you de-powered your PC, hackers can use wifi signal (801.11agbn-type, which causes cancer in young teens) and convert tiny electrons in the air and play connect the dots with them and link to your hard drive.

you can thank me later.

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: mofoe2001
shut off your computer ASAP! pull the plug, don't worry about not saving any unfinished documents, just de-power your PC! after doing so, open up the PC and take out the hard drive. you have to be quick. take a sledgehammer and DESTROY your hard drive. otherwise the hackers will hack your hard drive and steal cc numbers n shit. i cannot stress it enough that you have to be quick about it. even though you de-powered your PC, hackers can use wifi signal (801.11agbn-type, which causes cancer in young teens) and convert tiny electrons in the air and play connect the dots with them and link to your hard drive.

you can thank me later.

how can he thank you if his computer is smashed up?

 

[cherrytwist]

seek tin foil immediately

 

[El Guaraguao]

Originally posted by: Sea Moose

Originally posted by: mofoe2001
shut off your computer ASAP! pull the plug, don't worry about not saving any unfinished documents, just de-power your PC! after doing so, open up the PC and take out the hard drive. you have to be quick. take a sledgehammer and DESTROY your hard drive. otherwise the hackers will hack your hard drive and steal cc numbers n shit. i cannot stress it enough that you have to be quick about it. even though you de-powered your PC, hackers can use wifi signal (801.11agbn-type, which causes cancer in young teens) and convert tiny electrons in the air and play connect the dots with them and link to your hard drive.

you can thank me later.

how can he thank you if his computer is smashed up?

Im glad you asked, big gay sea moose is it?

bittorrent has a NASTY habit of being virtually undeletable. One can say that when your hard drive is infected with this backdoor trojanic virus, you might as well toss the computer out the window, or risk the chance of getting AIDS. But with my method, youll just lose your hard drive rather than your whole computer. I dont know about you, but I wouldnt like anybody using my check card at a gay porn store and having my wife look over my accounts to see that the hacker bought a fleshlight (whatever the gay version is)

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: mofoe2001
Im glad you asked, big gay sea moose is it?

bittorrent has a NASTY habit of being virtually undeletable. One can say that when your hard drive is infected with this backdoor trojanic virus, you might as well toss the computer out the window, or risk the chance of getting AIDS. But with my method, youll just lose your hard drive rather than your whole computer. I dont know about you, but I wouldnt like anybody using my check card at a gay porn store and having my wife look over my accounts to see that the hacker bought a fleshlight (whatever the gay version is)

A dildo?

 

[alyarb]

heh, an anus light? good thread.