I think people are doing the naughty

tec699

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I work midnight security and attend college full time. Anyway, I work the midnight shift and I have to do my rounds every hour. This one spot that I have to check is isolated from the main mall. It's a dark stairwell that leads to the fire exit. It's very dark and when it's 2am it can be pretty spooky. Well anyway, I went down there last night and what did I find? A empty trojan box!! So I went down the flight of steps and I found 4-6 used condoms!! :Q

I'm going to find out who has been doing the nasty!! God damn it I wanna know because it's just not right. Also if you go down to the bottom of the satirwell it smells like piss. That's because people piss all over the walls!!

God damn people can be animals!!

I'll have pics tomorrow...:D
 

OMG PEOPLE HAVING SEX QUICK ALERT THE AUTHORITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111
 

Kadarin

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I'm going to find out who has been doing the nasty!! God damn it I wanna know because it's just not right.

Actually, there's nothing AT ALL wrong with it. The problem here is that they're littering, and that other people (presumably) piss on the walls.
 

tec699

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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
I'm going to find out who has been doing the nasty!! God damn it I wanna know because it's just not right.

Actually, there's nothing AT ALL wrong with it. The problem here is that they're littering, and that other people (presumably) piss on the walls.

Having sex in a public place is fine with you? At least go back to a damn house. Why the stairwell?

Also, I've gotten reports that it's the mall cleaning crew that have been having sex in the stairwell. I've heard that they have been talking with the girls from the hair saloon that is on the 2nd floor. Susposedly they bring the girls in the back hallways and they get it on. These guys are losers though. Most are thugs with no high school diploma, they have criminal records, no future, make $7.00 per hr, no college, etc..

So why are the girls attracted to these guys? Is it because of their bad buy image?
 

TommyVercetti

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Threads like this which mention people doing that make me sad because I am not doing what this thread is describing when it is talking about that.
 

geno

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Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Threads like this which mention people doing that make me sad because I am not doing what this thread is describing when it is talking about that.

It's ok, we'll have someone start up a masturbating thread so you can feel included :D
 

nan0bug

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Originally posted by: tec699
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
I'm going to find out who has been doing the nasty!! God damn it I wanna know because it's just not right.

Actually, there's nothing AT ALL wrong with it. The problem here is that they're littering, and that other people (presumably) piss on the walls.

Having sex in a public place is fine with you? At least go back to a damn house. Why the stairwell?

Also, I've gotten reports that it's the mall cleaning crew that have been having sex in the stairwell. I've heard that they have been talking with the girls from the hair saloon that is on the 2nd floor. Susposedly they bring the girls in the back hallways and they get it on. These guys are losers though. Most are thugs with no high school diploma, they have criminal records, no future, make $7.00 per hr, no college, etc..

So why are the girls attracted to these guys? Is it because of their bad buy image?

No. Because they don't think its 'just not right' to have sex in a stairwell. You're an uptight weenie.
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: tec699
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
I'm going to find out who has been doing the nasty!! God damn it I wanna know because it's just not right.

Actually, there's nothing AT ALL wrong with it. The problem here is that they're littering, and that other people (presumably) piss on the walls.

Having sex in a public place is fine with you? At least go back to a damn house. Why the stairwell?

You've never had sex in a public place? Damn, you need to expand your horizons a bit. It's fun.

Also, I've gotten reports that it's the mall cleaning crew that have been having sex in the stairwell. I've heard that they have been talking with the girls from the hair saloon that is on the 2nd floor. Susposedly they bring the girls in the back hallways and they get it on. These guys are losers though. Most are thugs with no high school diploma, they have criminal records, no future, make $7.00 per hr, no college, etc..

So why are the girls attracted to these guys? Is it because of their bad buy image?

I just think you need to loosen up a bit. Or maybe a lot.

 

zillafurby

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Originally posted by: tec699
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
I'm going to find out who has been doing the nasty!! God damn it I wanna know because it's just not right.

Actually, there's nothing AT ALL wrong with it. The problem here is that they're littering, and that other people (presumably) piss on the walls.

Having sex in a public place is fine with you? At least go back to a damn house. Why the stairwell?

Also, I've gotten reports that it's the mall cleaning crew that have been having sex in the stairwell. I've heard that they have been talking with the girls from the hair saloon that is on the 2nd floor. Susposedly they bring the girls in the back hallways and they get it on. These guys are losers though. Most are thugs with no high school diploma, they have criminal records, no future, make $7.00 per hr, no college, etc..

So why are the girls attracted to these guys? Is it because of their bad buy image?

because on the bottom rung its a jungle, and these guys are the winners in the jungle.
 

MustISO

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have them put cameras in the stairwell. They'll either stop or you'll have some nice video.