I think my neighbor just had a threesome!

So I'm washing my car 'cause the weather's nice today, and I see my neighbor's ex-girlfriend's car at his house.

"Oh," I thought, "they're back together I guess." I didn't really think about it.

So I start washing, and I hear his garage door open. The ex-girlfriend and her best friend walk out! You might not think that means much, but they're historically known in my high school as being pretty slutty - and today was no exception, as they were wearing the shortest shorts I'd seen today and the tight shirts to go with them, too. They're very hot - but sorry, no pics. I said "hi" to them (I used to be friends with the 'friend'), and just laughed to myself, and silently congratulated my neighbor on being a pimp.

Haha, I kept laughing to myself as I was washing the car - I never knew my neighbor was such a player. He's on the varsity basketball team - maybe that's got something to do with it!

 

[Rallispec]

whoa...
need i ask? (you know what i'm gonna say)
PI....

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<< whoa...
need i ask? (you know what i'm gonna say)
PI.... >>

PI=NI5?

nik

 

[Geekbabe]

<< So I'm washing my car 'cause the weather's nice today, and I see my neighbor's ex-girlfriend's car at his house.

"Oh," I thought, "they're back together I guess." I didn't really think about it.

So I start washing, and I hear his garage door open. The ex-girlfriend and her best friend walk out! You might not think that means much, but they're historically known in my high school as being pretty slutty - and today was no exception, as they were wearing the shortest shorts I'd seen today and the tight shirts to go with them, too. They're very hot - but sorry, no pics. I said "hi" to them (I used to be friends with the 'friend'), and just laughed to myself, and silently congratulated my neighbor on being a pimp.

Haha, I kept laughing to myself as I was washing the car - I never knew my neighbor was such a player. He's on the varsity basketball team - maybe that's got something to do with it! >>




Based on the info given above I think the chances are pretty good that the only threesome going on was in
your little mind, perhaps you shoulda turned that hose on yourself instead of the car

 

[hoihtah]

pi... as far as i know is 3.1415926538...

 

[MazerRackham]

Ehhemmm... ah... yeah that was ME... sorry about the confusion that must have caused you

I've been known to have quite an effect on the ladies...

 

[MichaelD]

<< perhaps you shoulda turned that hose on yourself instead of the car >>



Yeah, 'ya little perv!


Um, BTW;; how short were the short-shorts?

 

[Muadib]

Correct as usual baffled2.

 

[jobberd]

<< I've been known to have quite an effect on the ladies... >>

Yeah, no one makes em run away screaming like you do

 

[yobarman]

two chicks at the same time man...

 

[pyonir]

<<

<< perhaps you shoulda turned that hose on yourself instead of the car >>



Yeah, 'ya little perv!


Um, BTW;; how short were the short-shorts? >>


MichaelD calling someone a perv..what next? the pot calling the kettle black?


j/k man....

 

[iamwiz82]

were they walking bow-legged?


You could always ask to smell his naughty bits...

 

[StageLeft]

<< Correct as usual baffled2. >>

 

[ElFenix]

"you know what i like about high school girls? i get older, they stay the same age"

 

[Ameesh]

<< were they walking bow-legged?


You could always ask to smell his naughty bits... >>




?

 

[iamwiz82]

<<

<< were they walking bow-legged?


You could always ask to smell his naughty bits... >>




? >>



assuming no protection

 

[BigFatCow]

go up to him and say what would you do if you had a million dollars? then you say you would do 2 chicks at the same time, i hear its great, you know anything about doing 2 chicks at once?

 

Man, you guys are gross - but yeah, I'd seriously say the possibility of a threesome is about 80-90 percent.

Man, what a rumor - I better not let this get around school, or I'd be in for an ass-whooping.

 

[Geekbabe]

<< Man, you guys are gross - but yeah, I'd seriously say the possibility of a threesome is about 80-90 percent.

Man, what a rumor - I better not let this get around school, or I'd be in for an ass-whooping. >>




lol, based on two friends who were seen leaving the home of a third friend ... lol, If I were the girls I'd kick your ass for spreading such lame crap at school too, best keep your thoughts to yourself

 

[Viper GTS]

<< Man, you guys are gross - but yeah, I'd seriously say the possibility of a threesome is about 80-90 percent.

Man, what a rumor - I better not let this get around school, or I'd be in for an ass-whooping. >>



Either that or you'd get quite the dumbass reputation.

You're not too late to save that, but you're pretty well screwed for here.

Viper GTS

 

[rickn]

the hell with starting rumors at school, ask him if next time you can join, hehe

Seriously, if the girls have a reputation, and both of them were in the guys house, chances are something was going on. I'm sure they weren't there to check out his turtle collection, but more like his snake collection

 

[aphex]

Correct me if im wrong, but wasnt this the same thing that happened in Wild Things??

 

<< the hell with starting rumors at school, ask him if next time you can join, hehe

Seriously, if the girls have a reputation, and both of them were in the guys house, chances are something was going on. I'm sure they weren't there to check out his turtle collection, but more like his snake collection >>



THANK YOU RICKN - finally, someone who understands!!!!

 

[BlazingSaddles]

dude leave the guy alone, there are some major sluts in high school.... there's a good possibility of a threesome if what he's sayin is true.

 

[Gulzakar]

we had some girls like that back in my old highschool...they were filthy...I fell in love