I think my guy roommate goes to the bathroom sitting down

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brian_riendeau

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"Also so that the dog doesn't decide it is another water bowl. Just think of it as good preparation for living with a woman!"

You should probably prepare yourself for living alone, once the woman finds out you sit to pee and runs away ;)
 

AdamSnow

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Originally posted by: PremiumG
Originally posted by: robothouse77
Originally posted by: FleshLight
Originally posted by: robothouse77
i started doing this in college...it's about 10x better than standing, as you don't get p!ss all over the place and thus less cleaning. do it, you'll never regret it!

Yeah but what if you're excited? I don't like my willy touching the bottom of the seat.

wtf? how can you p!ss in that state? don't the tubes not work in that direction? or do i have that completely wrong?

never had to piss in the morning with the morning wood doing weird frog squats and lounges trying to aim it down?

oh man - that hits close to home... hahahaha :)

-- I never sit to go #1
 

Cheetah8799

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who the heck cares how a guy takes a leak?!?! Maybe some guys don't like having piss splash out of the urinal and onto their clothes or all over the seat... I wish more guys would sit when they piss into the bowl because they can't aim at all and always piss everywhere but in the bowl........
 

PottedMeat

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Chad: Hi, I'm Chad, your new roommate.

Tyree: Well, looky here, "Chad." For the entire period you in my room, I better not catch you standing up peeing. You sit down when you pee, you got that? Now get your fat ass on outta here.
 

akubi

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Originally posted by: PremiumG
Originally posted by: robothouse77
Originally posted by: FleshLight
Originally posted by: robothouse77
i started doing this in college...it's about 10x better than standing, as you don't get p!ss all over the place and thus less cleaning. do it, you'll never regret it!

Yeah but what if you're excited? I don't like my willy touching the bottom of the seat.

wtf? how can you p!ss in that state? don't the tubes not work in that direction? or do i have that completely wrong?

never had to piss in the morning with the morning wood doing weird frog squats and lounges trying to aim it down?

LMAO!
 

Slvrtg277

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Sometimes it sucks standing up and peeing, at least in a regular toilet bowl like at home....and especially if you're barefoot.

When a heavy stream hits that water and you start feeling the "tink tink tink" of liquid hitting the top of your feet, that's gross.
 

fbrdphreak

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Originally posted by: Patt
I'm a sitter. If I do stand, I put the lid back down for courtesy's sake. Also so that the dog doesn't decide it is another water bowl. Just think of it as good preparation for living with a woman! ;)
QFT!!!!!!!!!!!
 

xXped0thugXx

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You have a d!ck to aim with, thats why you stand up, women dont thats why they sit down. Got it? Please whomever sits down turn in your man cards
 

thelanx

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I only do it sitting in the middle of the night, because I don't want to make noise and disturb ppl in my house, otherwise it's easier standing up, just wipe after you go. Only other exception is if I'm taking a dump and I get the need to piss at the same time.
 

RaiderJ

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Originally posted by: robothouse77
i started doing this in college...it's about 10x better than standing, as you don't get p!ss all over the place and thus less cleaning. do it, you'll never regret it!

I too prefer to not have to wipe up urine spatterings from all over my bathroom. If I'm outside I of course stand - but why would I ever want to clean up any more urine that I have too?

I also cover my face when I sneeze, as I'd rather not spray stuff on everything.
 

JoeKing

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WTF?!?!?!?! So many pee sitters!

MEN we do not have to squat to piss. Jeeze talk about the demasculinization of modern man :(

<------ pees standing up and is proud of it. Has perfect aim to boot.
 

Otaking

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I'm surprised there are so many guys on here that sit down when they pee. :confused:

I only do it when it's early morning so I don't fall over standing up. :p
 

skace

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I put both the seat and cover lid down after I piss. It is a habit I learned because my toilet wouldn't flush if the lid was up because it would get stuck and continually flush. I think its a good habit in the long run...
 

DAGTA

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It's not so much about aim (although there are many men that fail to do even this). Falling water splatters when it hits other water. You might have good aim but that's not going to stop piss and toilet water from splattering on your toilet and floor. Sitting down saves me some cleaning as I can go longer before my toilet needs cleaning.