I think my guy roommate goes to the bathroom sitting down

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He and I share one bathroom and we're in constant battle with the toilet seat. I put it up and he puts it down and there is no way he goes #2 that many times a day. :D

I would ask if he goes to the bathroom sitting down if I was closer to him but unfortunately, I'm not. Does anyone know anyone like this? Maybe he's been trained by his parents to put the seat down after each use.
 
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robothouse77

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i started doing this in college...it's about 10x better than standing, as you don't get p!ss all over the place and thus less cleaning. do it, you'll never regret it!
 
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FleshLight

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Originally posted by: robothouse77
i started doing this in college...it's about 10x better than standing, as you don't get p!ss all over the place and thus less cleaning. do it, you'll never regret it!
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Yeah but what if you're excited? I don't like my willy touching the bottom of the seat.
 
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jyeha jyeah i've noticed that sometimes little splashes hit my pants when I go pee standing up.
 
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robothouse77

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Originally posted by: FleshLight
Originally posted by: robothouse77
i started doing this in college...it's about 10x better than standing, as you don't get p!ss all over the place and thus less cleaning. do it, you'll never regret it!
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Yeah but what if you're excited? I don't like my willy touching the bottom of the seat.
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wtf? how can you p!ss in that state? don't the tubes not work in that direction? or do i have that completely wrong?
 
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Patt

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I'm a sitter. If I do stand, I put the lid back down for courtesy's sake. Also so that the dog doesn't decide it is another water bowl. Just think of it as good preparation for living with a woman! ;)
 
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Originally posted by: robothouse77
Originally posted by: FleshLight
Originally posted by: robothouse77
i started doing this in college...it's about 10x better than standing, as you don't get p!ss all over the place and thus less cleaning. do it, you'll never regret it!
Click to expand...

Yeah but what if you're excited? I don't like my willy touching the bottom of the seat.
Click to expand...

wtf? how can you p!ss in that state? don't the tubes not work in that direction? or do i have that completely wrong?
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never had to piss in the morning with the morning wood doing weird frog squats and lounges trying to aim it down?
 
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I just make a habit of putting the seat down after use. It looks better, and keeps the dog from drinking out of the bowl.

:)
 
slightlyhuman

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: PremiumG
Originally posted by: robothouse77
Originally posted by: FleshLight
Originally posted by: robothouse77
i started doing this in college...it's about 10x better than standing, as you don't get p!ss all over the place and thus less cleaning. do it, you'll never regret it!
Click to expand...

Yeah but what if you're excited? I don't like my willy touching the bottom of the seat.
Click to expand...

wtf? how can you p!ss in that state? don't the tubes not work in that direction? or do i have that completely wrong?
Click to expand...

never had to piss in the morning with the morning wood doing weird frog squats and lounges trying to aim it down?
Click to expand...



ROFL

i do that.

i don't sit, unless i'm drunk.
 
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