i think my girlfriend only likes me because i'm well endowed

[shiner]

<< ya my woman complains about that all the time...wait i dont have one!! >>


A woman or a member?

 

[Yeeny]

<<

<< ya my woman complains about that all the time...wait i dont have one!! >>


A woman or a member? >>



I know what answer I am leaning towards.......

 

[Tauren]

<<it wants to take a right turn>>

'Bent nail' syndrome.

 

[pulse8]

That's too bad. I usually have to lift the keyboard up and place it on top of it. It's like balancing plywood on tree trunk. Hellish, I tell ya!

 

[kassy]

<< tree trunk - Hellish, I tell ya! >>


Hell and being a treehugger are looking better by the minute !

 

[montanafan]

toolgirl, I'll have to confiscate those photos when you receive them. I'm a member of P.E.E.P.E.E. (Professional Eager and Ernest Penis Examiners Emeritus). We're working towards satisfying the needs of our members and society as a ho, I mean, whole. That's why we have to look at the big picture.

 

[Yeeny]

<< toolgirl, I'll have to confiscate those photos when you receive them. I'm a member of P.E.E.P.E.E. (Professional Eager and Ernest Penis Examiners Emeritus). We're working towards satisfying the needs of our members and society as a ho, I mean, whole. That's why we have to look at the big picture. >>



ROFL! Hey, how does one go about becoming a member of P.E.E.P.E.E?

 

[Viper GTS]

Don't mind me for I am bitter for I have fractured my penis after cutting off all circulation due to its humongous size

How can you fracture something that is closer to a water ballon than a bone?



Viper GTS

 

[pulse8]

<<

<< tree trunk - Hellish, I tell ya! >>


Hell and being a treehugger are looking better by the minute !
>>



LOL


&quot;Excuse me while I whip this out.&quot;

 

[HansHurt]

I'll sign up as a guinea pig for P.E.E.P.E.E.

Tell me where to go and I'll come :Q









Cunninglinguistics

 

[FettsBabe]

<< Speak for yourself..... I'll just be here, patiently awaiting a PM >>



Somehow I knew she was gonna say that!

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Maybe she's just stuck fast, call 911.

 

[shiner]

<< Tell me where to go and I'll come >>


I think you spelled that last word wrong.

 

[pulse8]

...like an explosion at a Cool Whip factory... :Q

 

[HelloBrother]

pics please....(of your gf handling your well endowment)

 

[kassy]

<< like an explosion in at a Cool Whip factory... >>


LMAO - what a way to go. Cool whip is food for the goddesses.

 

[xero52]

This was a rather amusing topic to start off the day. However if ode is still reading this I know there are forums for the &quot;well endowed&quot; and their problems, so you can ask guys like you who know OK back to work...