i think my girlfriend only likes me because i'm well endowed

[Optimus]

<< Don't lie to us Optimus. We all know you just moved to Alabama. >>



Not so! I just woke up there that one time with no pants. I chartered the Concorde back to L.A. at once.

BTW, can I please have my pants back, Amish?



<< modify the Ferrari for you, sit all the way in back and use &quot;it&quot; to steer. >>


An excellent suggestion, old chap! But remind me to never pull up beside you at a light and ask you to pass me some &quot;Grey Poupon&quot;...



<< get an SUV >>



Another excellent suggestion! I'll send Geeves out to pick me up a dozen at once!

 

[Viper GTS]

Not so! I just woke up there that one time with no pants. I chartered the Concorde back to L.A. at once.

BTW, can I please have my pants back, Amish?

Actually, we drew straws &amp; I ended up with your pants. Amish has your boxers.

Damn long straw.

:|

Viper GTS

 

[Regine]

<< Speak for yourself..... I'll just be here, patiently awaiting a PM


Will you settle for a pic of mine? It's a two-hander as well, not to mention it has ornaments


I am starting to get turned on so careful what you say >>



I'm afraid you misunderstood - that pic will only be for informational purposes. Only for comparison to see whether or not me and napalm are having the same problem.

Or something like that

 

[ecrespol]

Does anybody watch the Sapranos...

Anyway &quot;Wah ha ha, poor me.&quot;

 

[HansHurt]

Yes, I understand...I am aware of you and Napalm


Research...pure research

 

[Total Refected Power]

TWO PUMP CHUMP

 

[dafatha00]

is this a joke?

 

[Optimus]

Viper - good lord, man - you're still alive!

Last time I saw you that night, the sheep, Candi and Ginger, a vat of white glue, 2 cheese sandwiches, and Mellisa were all...

*ahem*

Never mind.

 

[Electric Amish]

<< Actually, we drew straws &amp; I ended up with your pants. Amish has your boxers. >>



They fit my pet sheep perfectly. Whenever I'm with her I always think of you (ewe?), and the night we had, Optimus.

amish

 

[shiner]

My member is so big it has it's own member and my member's member is bigger than your member.

 

[Regine]

<< Yes, I understand...I am aware of you and Napalm


Research...pure research >>



Hey, I like to educate myself continually.

And ornaments rule

 

[shiner]

<< They fit my pet sheep perfectly. Whenever I'm with her I always think of you (ewe?), and the night we had, Optimus. >>


Stop it dammitt!! People are going to start walking by my office wondering why I'm crying/laughing so hard!!

 

[HansHurt]

3/4&quot; around ...LOL Oh my try 7&quot; circumference :Q

/puts tape measure away


You are right this would be a sad site if this was allowed, and I suspect this will be locked.

 

[Optimus]

Amish - oh yeah! Tell Annabelle I say &quot;Baaaaaaaaaaa!&quot;...

 

[HansHurt]

And ornaments rule


Even the ones that say they don't like them originally, always change their minds





Prince Albert and his ballyguards are always ready to serve

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

<< Another excellent suggestion! I'll send Geeves out to pick me up a dozen at once! >>


how is Geeves anyway? last time i saw him, he was all bruised up from tripping over your cack.

 

[kassy]

You had best send photos to Mr GTS, EA and Optimus.....
They may appreciate them more ! :Q
EA don't forget your gumboots !!

 

[Noriaki]

Hahahah this is very amusing.

Brightened up a right boring day

 

[konichiwa]

<< Sometimes, when I'm loading my piles of thousand dollar bills into my Ferrarri, trying to fit the money among all the diamonds and Playboy models already in the car, I get my giant member caught in the door and it really makes me cry.

So I'm posting this message here from my 2 Ghz Prototype Athlon2 PC, from my Beverly Hills mansion, to ask a bunch of strangers:

&quot;What should a 234 IQ, 1650 on my SATS Harvard MBA grad like me do about this?&quot; >>

Bwahwahwahwahwhwa, I'm laughing out loud here, scaring my neighbors

 

[Yeeny]

Hey toolgirl, when you get those pics, you really should share them. I too am conducting a study. Once I think of a good convincing lie to call it, I will get back to you.

 

[zippy]

odelayih, do you think you could try and clarify. I fail to see what the problem is. Sorry.

 

[Optimus]

kassy:

 

[nateholtrop]

ya my woman complains about that all the time...wait i dont have one!!

nate

 

[Noirish]

so what's big here?
ego?
let go my eggo.

 

[pulse8]

Hell, I wouldn't mind. A BJ while playing Max Payne right about now and I'd be in heaven.