I think my cat ruined my table!!

Hav0k99

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Yesterday my wife had set out a vase w/ some roses out on the middle of the table. This morning I saw that the vase was knocked over and water all over the table. I'm pretty sure my cat was trying to drink out of it since the vase had a wide mouth.

I dried it up before heading to work and when I got home I noticed that in the middle of the table where it splits apart to change from seating 4 to 6 was all warped. I undid the latches and took take a better look at it. My wife is devistaded and I am wondering if there is anything tha can be done. The first thing I thought of was posting my story up here as I have recieved excellent help in the past.

Here is a picture:

http://i51.tinypic.com/2mgqkj7.jpg
 

lxskllr

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You sure it was here you got excellent help? I find that hard to believe :^P

Hard to tell in the picture. Is the wood warped, or just the veneer?
 

PottedMeat

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looks like veneer on MDF, water got in between the leaves and was soaked up by the MDF.

i don't think you can fix waterlogged MDF. maybe compressing some scrap wood and the warped part of the table between some c clamps will help a little.
 

Hav0k99

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looks like veneer on MDF, water got in between the leaves and was soaked up by the MDF.

i don't think you can fix waterlogged MDF. maybe compressing some scrap wood and the warped part of the table between some c clamps will help a little.

What is MDF?
 

mugs

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Buy a real table next time.

You think real wood will react well to having water on it for hours?

I've noticed a trend of you making really stupid posts. Is this something you just started today, or have I simply not noticed it until now?
 

MtnMan

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You think real wood will react well to having water on it for hours?

I've noticed a trend of you making really stupid posts. Is this something you just started today, or have I simply not noticed it until now?
It won't do that o_O MDF is a bit better than particle board, but only a little bit better.
 

JulesMaximus

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Yesterday my wife had set out a vase w/ some roses out on the middle of the table. This morning I saw that the vase was knocked over and water all over the table. I'm pretty sure my cat was trying to drink out of it since the vase had a wide mouth.

I dried it up before heading to work and when I got home I noticed that in the middle of the table where it splits apart to change from seating 4 to 6 was all warped. I undid the latches and took take a better look at it. My wife is devistaded and I am wondering if there is anything tha can be done. The first thing I thought of was posting my story up here as I have recieved excellent help in the past.

Here is a picture:

http://i51.tinypic.com/2mgqkj7.jpg

You can afford a dining room table but you cannot spell devastated? Or received? Or that? :p

I'd let it dry out for a few days and see if that helps. That veneer might split if it is real wood, if it isn't it might return to a close proximity of its former glory.
 

Numenorean

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You think real wood will react well to having water on it for hours?

I've noticed a trend of you making really stupid posts. Is this something you just started today, or have I simply not noticed it until now?

With a real table, it would be sealed everywhere and the water wouldn't affect it.
 

Soundmanred

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It's definitely MDF, so it's ruined.
No amount of clamping and drying returns MDF to it's compressed form. :(
 

halik

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Yesterday my wife had set out a vase w/ some roses out on the middle of the table. This morning I saw that the vase was knocked over and water all over the table. I'm pretty sure my cat was trying to drink out of it since the vase had a wide mouth.

I dried it up before heading to work and when I got home I noticed that in the middle of the table where it splits apart to change from seating 4 to 6 was all warped. I undid the latches and took take a better look at it. My wife is devistaded and I am wondering if there is anything tha can be done. The first thing I thought of was posting my story up here as I have recieved excellent help in the past.

Here is a picture:

http://i51.tinypic.com/2mgqkj7.jpg

I hear you can use an iron to flatten the veneer back down? The heat softens the glue supposedly.
 

halik

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looks like veneer on MDF, water got in between the leaves and was soaked up by the MDF.

i don't think you can fix waterlogged MDF. maybe compressing some scrap wood and the warped part of the table between some c clamps will help a little.

It wouldn't be MDF, just some lesser wood (not wallnut/mahogany). No one uses MDF combined with real wood veneer; you're thinking of ikea furniture (MDF + vinyl)
 

Numenorean

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ftfy. If you know a little woodworking and have access to the proper tools, you will be able to enjoy that for decades without having to worry about water-based feline attack. Hardwood ftw!

Well yeah, but after the post from the OP I figured that is way beyond his capabilities.
 

Soundmanred

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It wouldn't be MDF, just some lesser wood (not wallnut/mahogany). No one uses MDF combined with real wood veneer; you're thinking of ikea furniture (MDF + vinyl)

Nope, it's MDF. I've seen crap like this after helping with disaster relief. Some people thought their $100 tables were real wood. They were probably sold as "Real Wood*" with the "*" meaning "veneer".

I've also seen subwoofer boxes do this when a trunk leaks, that's why it's always good to use some kind of waterproof coating.

All the furniture I buy is either metal and glass or real wood*.

*not compressed fibers or plywood
 
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MovingTarget

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Well yeah, but after the post from the OP I figured that is way beyond his capabilities.

True, but it is a good time to learn. It may seem like I am talking out of my ass here recommending that, but I plan on taking woodworking classes soon so that I can make furniture like my Grandfather used to do. I can't wait as it seems like a lot of fun (and work too)...
 

zerocool84

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ftfy. If you know a little woodworking and have access to the proper tools, you will be able to enjoy that for decades without having to worry about water-based feline attack. Hardwood ftw!

It's the same way I feel about meat, why go buy your meat pre-killed and butchered when you could do it yourself.
 

Rifter

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its a cheap mdf table, just replace it with either:

A: Another cheap table that will get wrecked the next time the cat spills water on it

B: A real wood table thats properly sealed and could withstand a firehose pointed at it.
 

Born2bwire

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You think real wood will react well to having water on it for hours?

I've noticed a trend of you making really stupid posts. Is this something you just started today, or have I simply not noticed it until now?

Nah, it's pretty much par for the course for him.

EDIT: You know what? Is there a poster here whose name starts with the letter "n" and isn't an absolute asshole? Numerianonen, narmer, nebor, neckbeard... I can't think of any.
 
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