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I think its time for a vow of celibacy

gregshin

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Who here practices celibacy and why? I think i am gonna save it till marriage now...or whatever is left of it.

UPDATE GF just came over on sat...so much for self control....:eek:
 

Garet Jax

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Originally posted by: gregshin
Who here practices celibacy and why? I think i am gonna save it till marriage now...or whatever is left of it.

Is that by choice or necessity? :D
 

aphex

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I can proudly say that i do not practice celibacy :)
 
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Originally posted by: gregshin
Who here practices celibacy and why?

Yup. I practice celibacy for two minutes each day. :D

"Sex - Just Because It's The Most Wonderful Feeling A Human Being Can Possibly Experience Doesn't Mean You Should Go Rush Out To Feel It Right Away!"

- M4H

 

Zebo

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I think its time for a vow of celibacy

So when's the wedding?
 

CPA

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Use it up now, because once you get married you will pretty much unknowingly become celibit (sp?).
 

Viper GTS

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Originally posted by: notfred
I have a feeling that it burns when gregshin pees.

Either that or he's going to have to sell his rims to pay for the delivery of gregshin jr.

Viper GTS
 

SoylentGreen

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If you aren't gettin any you may as well make it look noble. Like you're really fooling anyone.
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Ryan

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I practice celibacy for the same reason 99.9997634512874237634% or all ATOTers practice it - because we can't get any ;)
 

smp

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You still havne't told us why, don't be a d1ck and tell us.
I thought about it, breifly. I got tired of having girls fall in love with me everytime i wanted to get some. Breaking hearts is bad karma.
But, who am I kidding?
If I can, I will.
 

HendrixFan

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Im a born again virgin too gregshin. The girl I was with for 4 and a half years ended up cheating on me. Ive decided that I dont need to have that sense of "loss" again, finding out you have been giving it away to someone that really didnt think it was special.

One of my best friends had two serious relationships in a row where the girl cheated on him, and he decided to wait til marriage from that point onward, he's the one I got the idea from.
 

Hoober

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Originally posted by: HendrixFan
Im a born again virgin too gregshin. The girl I was with for 4 and a half years ended up cheating on me. Ive decided that I dont need to have that sense of "loss" again, finding out you have been giving it away to someone that really didnt think it was special.

One of my best friends had two serious relationships in a row where the girl cheated on him, and he decided to wait til marriage from that point onward, he's the one I got the idea from.

What happens if your wife cheats on you then? You're just "celibate" for until the next time you get married? I can understand saving yourself for marriage, I can't see why you would do it simply out of a sense of loss. I mean, there's nothing to say that marriage is going to keep your spouse from cheating on you. I know that's a real cynical attitude, but look at the divorce rate in the U.S. and Europe... it's over 50%.
 

virusag11

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Originally posted by: rbloedow
I practice celibacy for the same reason 99.9997634512874237634% or all ATOTers practice it - because we can't get any ;)

exactly! Celibacy sucks, and my girlfriend doesn't :|.

 

HendrixFan

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What happens if your wife cheats on you then? You're just "celibate" for until the next time you get married? I can understand saving yourself for marriage, I can't see why you would do it simply out of a sense of loss. I mean, there's nothing to say that marriage is going to keep your spouse from cheating on you. I know that's a real cynical attitude, but look at the divorce rate in the U.S. and Europe... it's over 50%.

Thats true, however divorce rates |= cheating rates. While I can never have assurances that I wont be cheated on, once that "commitment" is in place I would feel alot more comfortable. I mean, after I got cheated on, I regretted having had sex with her. It would have been alot easier on me if I had just waited. People I know that have been cheated on almost always feel the same way (not about celibacy, about the regret). Hopefully it will never happen to me again.