I think I'm pregnant

[Syringer]

Hmm, I just can't stop eating, and with each thing I finish eating I just want to eat more and more.

Now where's that pickled ice cream..

 

[Anubis]

or your a fatass

 

[Corporate Thug]

you should prolly find out for sure

 

[MrCodeDude]

So who's the daddy?
-- mrcodedude

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1
or your a fatass

Not really, I'm just your typical skinny ass nerd with bony arms that'll snap like a twig one day.

 

[TNTrulez]

Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
So who's the daddy?

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
So who's the daddy?
-- mrcodedude

I don't know, but I hope he's rich.

 

[OulOat]

You are a girl, right?

 

[bacillus]

how could this have happened?? 😀

 

[weezergirl]

Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
So who's the daddy?
-- mrcodedude

i am! :Q

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: bacillus
how could this have happened?? 😀

must have smoked some of that weed. cause it makes you get pregnant

 

[TNTrulez]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1

Originally posted by: bacillus
how could this have happened?? 😀

must have smoked some of that weed. cause it makes you get pregnant

That's what the U.S. government says.

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: TNTrulez

Originally posted by: TheEvil1

Originally posted by: bacillus
how could this have happened?? 😀

must have smoked some of that weed. cause it makes you get pregnant

That's what the U.S. government says.

The drug is made so if women smoke it, they get pregnant. And then there kid ends up to be a giant colloflower's. Its But this is conered up, by the government.

Xionide

 

[DannyLove]

ever heard of doctors or pregnancy tests?

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Hmm, I just can't stop eating, and with each thing I finish eating I just want to eat more and more.

Now where's that pickled ice cream..

Maybe you have worms.

KK

 

[munruss]

Did you play, hide the hotdog in your bun, lately?

 

[IGBT]

Leme guess..it happened in your sleep??

 

[Moonbeam]

Yup, KK. right. You probably have a 9 lb tape worm. If you take a pill to release it's head from your intestine, you'll feel like your giving birth when you pass it.

 

[SinfulWeeper]

I asked you not to tell anyone :|:|:|

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Originally posted by: DannyLove
ever heard of doctors or pregnancy tests?

I have, but truthfully I've never heard of a male getting pregnant.

 

[Booster]

I think I'm pregnant

Just get away from the fridge, OK? Lay off the food and you're going to be fine. Food is evil. It makes people fat.

 

[Harabecw]

Actually if you really do eat more and more and more but never gain weight it might be good to see a doctor to make sure there are no worms or trojans in there 🙂

 

[her209]

Perform self-abortion.

 

[911paramedic]

Probably from not using the a$$ gaskets at a public restroom, that's how it happens. At least you can pick up a slim-jim at the 7-11 at the same time.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: 911paramedic
Probably from not using the a$$ gaskets at a public restroom, that's how it happens. At least you can pick up a slim-jim at the 7-11 at the same time.

But I thought wider was better? Should be a Wide Jim.