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I think if I put my mind to it... I could bite my finger off...

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Whoozyerdaddy

Lifer
But I wouldn't want to do it without money...

and a finance free recovery.




But I think I could do it. Who wants to sponsor me? I'm thinking $100k after taxes works for me. Work your own deal with whoever.

😛
 
How bout this? Would you lose half a leg (below the knee and down), for a $1,000,000?

No pain, instant recover, prosthetic, etc. They put you to sleep, you wake up with a prosthetic.

I think I would...
 
I use my fingers too much. Need'em for gaming and work, mostly gaming.

But, for 100,000, I'd bite my toe off or something.

Now that I think of it, I may be able to lose a pinky and still grip the controller.
 
LookBehindYou said:
How bout this? Would you lose half a leg (below the knee and down), for a $1,000,000?

No pain, instant recover, prosthetic, etc. They put you to sleep, you wake up with a prosthetic.

I think I would...
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I could piss away $1mil tax free in 30 seconds. Fuck that.
 
Would these removed appendages be used for anything? Like is there some dude out there that wants a really skinny right calf and poorly manicured toes? If so, I'd feel good with that decision of cutting it off. But to just cut it off and throw it away, I might think twice. Unless stem cells can regrow me a leg, are we there yet?
 
Once I had a hardcore vegetarian tell me that humans were not meant to eat meat because we couldn't eat our own fingers. Serious WTF moment for me.
 
I wonder if you actually could. Wouldn't you be likely to pass out from the pain before you finished?
 
Leros said:
I wonder if you actually could. Wouldn't you be likely to pass out from the pain before you finished?
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That and I don't know if you could physically do it. You'd definitely have to do it at the joint...theres gotta be a way to see if it's even doable first.

That would suck balls to get through the muscle and shit, just to find out it was all for nothing.
 
LookBehindYou said:
That and I don't know if you could physically do it. You'd definitely have to do it at the joint...theres gotta be a way to see if it's even doable first.

That would suck balls to get through the muscle and shit, just to find out it was all for nothing.
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I think if you put the finger way towards the corner of your mouth....as close to the fulcrum (is that what it's called?) of the lever of your jaw, you could probably create enough pressure to do it. Try it with a cadaver.
 
One of my kids tried to bite my finger off while having a tantrum. She didn't break the skin much but I still have teeth marks years later. The power of an irate toddler is astonishing.
 
This thread reminds me of that episode of house where he tried to remove a tumor from his own leg. Yeah... gross...
 
TheNinja said:
I think if you put the finger way towards the corner of your mouth....as close to the fulcrum (is that what it's called?) of the lever of your jaw, you could probably create enough pressure to do it. Try it with a cadaver.
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Just shoot some freezing in there and get after it! 😛
 
I could not put any monetary value on a body limb. Well, for the type of stuff I do (computers) I could probably afford to lose a leg, but arm, or even fingers, no way. Even one finger would throw off typing completely.

From a physical/scientific point of view, I think it would be possible though. It would be like biting off a piece of chicken that has bone in it. You'd need to gnaw at the joint part to rip the bone of.
 
brainhulk said:
i bet if you put your mind to it, you can circumcise yourself
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No shit, there was a guy in the news not too long ago that made headlines for doing exactly that with a pair of nail clippers.

The two DJs on the radio that brought it up were like "Wtf was that guy thinking?!" *short pause* Then one of them mutters, 'Doesn't he own a Leatherman like everyone else?'


lol



I saw I guy get dared to cut off a big mole he always complained about for a C note. He took a used blade out of a utility knife and sawed that thing off in front of a small crowd. We were all amazed at how much that guy bled, it was like someone had just put a bullet in him. I think the money almost covered the cleaning expense for his truck's interior. 😉
 
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