Okay.. in sept.
here's one:
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=1150296&FTVAR_MSGDBTABLE=arc
Here's the police report:
"
Driver #1 stated the she was in the main drive between the parking areas. She advised that she was backing up to get a parking space and did not see vehicle #2.
Driver #2 stated that he was backing out of a parking space when vehicle # 2 back up and struck his vehicle
"
So. I go to the magistrate court and filled out a statement of claim. Here is her response:
"I DENT the clain of the Plaintiff as follows: Defendant denies they are indepted to plaintiff in this matter. He is without information as to any damages sustained to the pllaintiff; thus, strict proof of the same is demanded. For defendant's defenses, he would stat the comlaint fails to state a claim upon which relief can be granted. Defendant would also assert lack of jurisdiction over their person and improper venue and insufficiency of service of process. Defendant would aver that the plaintiff's own contributory and comparative negligence caused the accident in question, as such, plaintiff's claims are barred and/or should be reduced due to the percentage of the plaintiff's own negligence. Pending additional investigation and discovery, defendant avers that should it be shown that plaintiff sustained injury, then, in that event, the defendant avers that the conditions are totally, or, at least, in part, due to a preexisting or subsequent injury and/or health condition which did not have its origin in the accident in question. Consequently, the defendant should not be hold responsible for the plaintiff's present physical condition.
"
WTFWTFWTF. All those typo's are what her "lawyer" actually screwed up on. Do I need a lawyer or is this a bunch of b.s. WTF does half that crap mean? assert lack of jurisdiction over their person and improper venue and insufficiency of service of process??
HELP! PLEASE!@
here's one:
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=1150296&FTVAR_MSGDBTABLE=arc
Here's the police report:
"
Driver #1 stated the she was in the main drive between the parking areas. She advised that she was backing up to get a parking space and did not see vehicle #2.
Driver #2 stated that he was backing out of a parking space when vehicle # 2 back up and struck his vehicle
"
So. I go to the magistrate court and filled out a statement of claim. Here is her response:
"I DENT the clain of the Plaintiff as follows: Defendant denies they are indepted to plaintiff in this matter. He is without information as to any damages sustained to the pllaintiff; thus, strict proof of the same is demanded. For defendant's defenses, he would stat the comlaint fails to state a claim upon which relief can be granted. Defendant would also assert lack of jurisdiction over their person and improper venue and insufficiency of service of process. Defendant would aver that the plaintiff's own contributory and comparative negligence caused the accident in question, as such, plaintiff's claims are barred and/or should be reduced due to the percentage of the plaintiff's own negligence. Pending additional investigation and discovery, defendant avers that should it be shown that plaintiff sustained injury, then, in that event, the defendant avers that the conditions are totally, or, at least, in part, due to a preexisting or subsequent injury and/or health condition which did not have its origin in the accident in question. Consequently, the defendant should not be hold responsible for the plaintiff's present physical condition.
"
WTFWTFWTF. All those typo's are what her "lawyer" actually screwed up on. Do I need a lawyer or is this a bunch of b.s. WTF does half that crap mean? assert lack of jurisdiction over their person and improper venue and insufficiency of service of process??
HELP! PLEASE!@