I think I just scared my coworker.

[E equals MC2]

Originally posted by: Ns1
SUPPLIES!

wtf i quoted to join your fail thread.. why did u edit it, u punk.

 

[jman19]

I wish OP would take noobtastic's lead and leave.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

this is the last thread i read of the OP

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Ns1
SUPPLIES!

HAHA, that just put a funny scenario into my head.

Asian man walks into Staples and walks up to a Staples employee.

AM: Herro, I need some suppries.
SE: Huh? Surprise? I think you want the party shop down the street.
AM: No, I said suppries.
SE: Yeah, down the street. Party shop.
AM: Suppries! Suppries!
SE2: Is it your birthday?

 

[E equals MC2]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
this is the last thread i read of the OP

shens. you will be back. fucking trust me.

 

[E equals MC2]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Ns1
SUPPLIES!

HAHA, that just put a funny scenario into my head.

Asian man walks into Staples and walks up to a Staples employee.

AM: Herro, I need some suppries.
SE: Huh? Surprise? I think you want the party shop down the street.
AM: No, I said suppries.
SE: Yeah, down the street. Party shop.
AM: Suppries! Suppries!
SE2: Is it your birthday?

now that's fail.

 

[clamum]

I would've chuckled had it been sent to me.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Ns1
SUPPLIES!

HAHA, that just put a funny scenario into my head.

Asian man walks into Staples and walks up to a Staples employee.

AM: Herro, I need some suppries.
SE: Huh? Surprise? I think you want the party shop down the street.
AM: No, I said suppries.
SE: Yeah, down the street. Party shop.
AM: Suppries! Suppries!
SE2: Is it your birthday?

An Italian, and Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy. "You're in charge of sweeping," to the Irishman, "You're in charge of shoveling," and to the Chinese guy, "And you're in charge of supplies."

"Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

The Italian replies, "I didn't have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't find him." So then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies, "I couldn't get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies, but I couldn't find him."

The foreman is really pissed off now, and storms off toward the pile of sand looking for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells 'SUPPLIES!"

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
She's white, I'm Asian. She sends me a work-related email. I replied, "Ret me take a rook."

No response. It's funny because we're actually semi-buddy buddy (we're both 26, she's a hottie too. Your slim bar girl hottie type)

I feel bad for her. How does a white person handle a minority ridiculing himself at work place? She can't risk to laugh or just be serious..

ahhahhaahahah.

I wish our minorities would ridicule themselves. Would save me the trouble of doing it for them.



BTW, what do her looks haave to do with anything? is this a lame attempt at epeen +2?

 

[eleison]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
She's white, I'm Asian. She sends me a work-related email. I replied, "Ret me take a rook."

No response. It's funny because we're actually semi-buddy buddy (we're both 26, she's a hottie too. Your slim bar girl hottie type)

I feel bad for her. How does a white person handle a minority ridiculing himself at work place? She can't risk to laugh or just be serious..

ahhahhaahahah.

If she laughed, you could have sued her for racism. Don't people know? The only people who can make fun of racism is the people of the same race. Asians can make fun of asians. Blacks can make black jokes... Irish can make irish jokes.. Its like how black people can call themselves the N word. Other races cannot join in the merriment.

 

[AkumaX]

the only FAIL in this thread is the absence of PICS!?!!

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Ns1
SUPPLIES!

HAHA, that just put a funny scenario into my head.

Asian man walks into Staples and walks up to a Staples employee.

AM: Herro, I need some suppries.
SE: Huh? Surprise? I think you want the party shop down the street.
AM: No, I said suppries.
SE: Yeah, down the street. Party shop.
AM: Suppries! Suppries!
SE2: Is it your birthday?

An Italian, and Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy. "You're in charge of sweeping," to the Irishman, "You're in charge of shoveling," and to the Chinese guy, "And you're in charge of supplies."

"Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

The Italian replies, "I didn't have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't find him." So then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies, "I couldn't get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies, but I couldn't find him."

The foreman is really pissed off now, and storms off toward the pile of sand looking for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells 'SUPPLIES!"

A Chinese woman is having trouble with her eyes, so she goes to see an optician. The optician looks in her eyes with the instrument. The Chinese woman says, "What is the matter doctor?"
The doctor says, "You have a cataract."
The Chinese woman looks astounded and says "No NO I have a Ringcon Continental."

 

[E equals MC2]

Originally posted by: AkumaX
the only FAIL in this thread is the absence of PICS!?!!

always happy to comply. (a photoshoot i had with her).

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Ns1
SUPPLIES!

HAHA, that just put a funny scenario into my head.

Asian man walks into Staples and walks up to a Staples employee.

AM: Herro, I need some suppries.
SE: Huh? Surprise? I think you want the party shop down the street.
AM: No, I said suppries.
SE: Yeah, down the street. Party shop.
AM: Suppries! Suppries!
SE2: Is it your birthday?

An Italian, and Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy. "You're in charge of sweeping," to the Irishman, "You're in charge of shoveling," and to the Chinese guy, "And you're in charge of supplies."

"Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

The Italian replies, "I didn't have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't find him." So then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies, "I couldn't get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies, but I couldn't find him."

The foreman is really pissed off now, and storms off toward the pile of sand looking for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells 'SUPPLIES!"

A Chinese woman is having trouble with her eyes, so she goes to see an optician. The optician looks in her eyes with the instrument. The Chinese woman says, "What is the matter doctor?"
The doctor says, "You have a cataract."
The Chinese woman looks astounded and says "No NO I have a Ringcon Continental."

wow. just wow.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Ns1
SUPPLIES!

HAHA, that just put a funny scenario into my head.

Asian man walks into Staples and walks up to a Staples employee.

AM: Herro, I need some suppries.
SE: Huh? Surprise? I think you want the party shop down the street.
AM: No, I said suppries.
SE: Yeah, down the street. Party shop.
AM: Suppries! Suppries!
SE2: Is it your birthday?

now that's fail.

no, this is fail:

She's white, I'm Asian. She sends me a work-related email. I replied, "Ret me take a rook."

No response. It's funny because we're actually semi-buddy buddy (we're both 26, she's a hottie too. Your slim bar girl hottie type)

I feel bad for her. How does a white person handle a minority ridiculing himself at work place? She can't risk to laugh or just be serious..

ahhahhaahahah.

 

[E equals MC2]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Ns1
SUPPLIES!

HAHA, that just put a funny scenario into my head.

Asian man walks into Staples and walks up to a Staples employee.

AM: Herro, I need some suppries.
SE: Huh? Surprise? I think you want the party shop down the street.
AM: No, I said suppries.
SE: Yeah, down the street. Party shop.
AM: Suppries! Suppries!
SE2: Is it your birthday?

An Italian, and Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy. "You're in charge of sweeping," to the Irishman, "You're in charge of shoveling," and to the Chinese guy, "And you're in charge of supplies."

"Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

The Italian replies, "I didn't have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't find him." So then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies, "I couldn't get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies, but I couldn't find him."

The foreman is really pissed off now, and storms off toward the pile of sand looking for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells 'SUPPLIES!"

A Chinese woman is having trouble with her eyes, so she goes to see an optician. The optician looks in her eyes with the instrument. The Chinese woman says, "What is the matter doctor?"
The doctor says, "You have a cataract."
The Chinese woman looks astounded and says "No NO I have a Ringcon Continental."

wow. just wow.

I'm so ronery. I need somebory... just rike me!

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Ns1
SUPPLIES!

HAHA, that just put a funny scenario into my head.

Asian man walks into Staples and walks up to a Staples employee.

AM: Herro, I need some suppries.
SE: Huh? Surprise? I think you want the party shop down the street.
AM: No, I said suppries.
SE: Yeah, down the street. Party shop.
AM: Suppries! Suppries!
SE2: Is it your birthday?

An Italian, and Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy. "You're in charge of sweeping," to the Irishman, "You're in charge of shoveling," and to the Chinese guy, "And you're in charge of supplies."

"Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

The Italian replies, "I didn't have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't find him." So then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies, "I couldn't get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies, but I couldn't find him."

The foreman is really pissed off now, and storms off toward the pile of sand looking for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells 'SUPPLIES!"

A Chinese woman is having trouble with her eyes, so she goes to see an optician. The optician looks in her eyes with the instrument. The Chinese woman says, "What is the matter doctor?"
The doctor says, "You have a cataract."
The Chinese woman looks astounded and says "No NO I have a Ringcon Continental."

wow. just wow.

First heard that joke watching the Sopranos.

 

[E equals MC2]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: E equals MC2

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Ns1
SUPPLIES!

HAHA, that just put a funny scenario into my head.

Asian man walks into Staples and walks up to a Staples employee.

AM: Herro, I need some suppries.
SE: Huh? Surprise? I think you want the party shop down the street.
AM: No, I said suppries.
SE: Yeah, down the street. Party shop.
AM: Suppries! Suppries!
SE2: Is it your birthday?

now that's fail.

no, this is fail:

She's white, I'm Asian. She sends me a work-related email. I replied, "Ret me take a rook."

No response. It's funny because we're actually semi-buddy buddy (we're both 26, she's a hottie too. Your slim bar girl hottie type)

I feel bad for her. How does a white person handle a minority ridiculing himself at work place? She can't risk to laugh or just be serious..

ahhahhaahahah.

you sure? That joke is pretty terrible.

 

[pstylesss]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Ns1
SUPPLIES!

HAHA, that just put a funny scenario into my head.

Asian man walks into Staples and walks up to a Staples employee.

AM: Herro, I need some suppries.
SE: Huh? Surprise? I think you want the party shop down the street.
AM: No, I said suppries.
SE: Yeah, down the street. Party shop.
AM: Suppries! Suppries!
SE2: Is it your birthday?

An Italian, and Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy. "You're in charge of sweeping," to the Irishman, "You're in charge of shoveling," and to the Chinese guy, "And you're in charge of supplies."

"Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

The Italian replies, "I didn't have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't find him." So then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies, "I couldn't get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies, but I couldn't find him."

The foreman is really pissed off now, and storms off toward the pile of sand looking for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells 'SUPPLIES!"

I just told this to our resident corny joke teller. It is now making its rounds around the office. So far it's a hit! :laugh:

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: ZeroIQ

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Ns1
SUPPLIES!

HAHA, that just put a funny scenario into my head.

Asian man walks into Staples and walks up to a Staples employee.

AM: Herro, I need some suppries.
SE: Huh? Surprise? I think you want the party shop down the street.
AM: No, I said suppries.
SE: Yeah, down the street. Party shop.
AM: Suppries! Suppries!
SE2: Is it your birthday?

An Italian, and Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy. "You're in charge of sweeping," to the Irishman, "You're in charge of shoveling," and to the Chinese guy, "And you're in charge of supplies."

"Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

The Italian replies, "I didn't have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't find him." So then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies, "I couldn't get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies, but I couldn't find him."

The foreman is really pissed off now, and storms off toward the pile of sand looking for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells 'SUPPLIES!"

I just told this to our resident corny joke teller. It is now making its rounds around the office. So far it's a hit! :laugh:

so that means tomorrow you and that guy will be making "i got fired" posts? lol

 

[coldmeat]

Asian man walks into Staples and walks up to a Staples employee.

AM: Herro, I need some suppries.
SE: Huh? Surprise? I think you want the party shop down the street.
AM: No, I said suppries.
SE: Yeah, down the street. Party shop.
AM: Suppries! Suppries!
SE2: Is it your birthday?

LMAO

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Old Chinese proverb say, "Hsing zhong kong zhu, yuan hsua wu tu." ("When fear attack brain, tongue wave distress signal.") (Charlie Chan at the Opera)

 

[Ika]

What did the Japanese pirate say?



nothing, he was too busy frying the prane.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: Aflac
What did the Japanese pirate say?



nothing, he was too busy frying the prane.

You made me lolrly, but then I caught myself. 7/10

 

[E equals MC2]

Originally posted by: MrLee

Originally posted by: Aflac
What did the Japanese pirate say?



nothing, he was too busy frying the prane.

You made me lolrly, but then I caught myself. 7/10

O RRY??