I think i had the worst shower experience ever this morning...

[aphex]

So I hop in, grab my loofah (yea, i know..... but i like em and have used em for 5-6 years now) and put a decent amount of soap on it...

I wait till the shower gets nice and warm.... and as I look down and slowly press the loofah to my arm and begin to soap up, a freaking 1" spider comes crawling out of my loofah and onto the outer surface.

Now, i'm not one to normally freak out about bugs/spiders/etc, I've lived in FL long enough, but my lord, i haven't screamed that loud in years. When your not expecting it, wow... total freak out. My arms go flailing, I knock the whole damn shower curtain and rod down and I go running, naked, dripping, out of the bathroom and into the bedroom.

Ugh, I think i'm done with loofahs.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Originally posted by: aphex
So I hop in, grab my loofah

that's all I read

 

[natto fire]

Ok, I could understand the flailing and knocking the curtain rod down. But running out of the bathroom too, from a spider?

 

[imported_Devine]

No I'm pretty sure being in a prison shower when Bubba feels a little frisky would be worse. Yours definitely wouldnt be cool, but not the worst

 

[darkswordsman17]

Just be glad that someone didn't come running in hoping to help.

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: Captain Howdy
Ok, I could understand the flailing and knocking the curtain rod down. But running out of the bathroom too, from a spider?

I would do the same thing if syringer popped out of my loofah.

 

[Coquito]

Originally posted by: Captain Howdy
Ok, I could understand the flailing and knocking the curtain rod down. But a loofah?

Fixed

My worst experience was when the pressure in the shower head stuttered, resulting in me shaving a slice out of the back of my head.

 

[dugweb]

I've had a reaction to an unexpected bug like that too. I don't think I went running, but I remember thinking "judist, did you seriously just freak out that much over a bug?"

I guess instincts just take over or something, it's a pretty weird feeling when rational thought returns and you realize how happy you are no one saw you :}

 

[nageov3t]

if no naked grandparents were involved, it's clearly not the worst experience "ever"

 

[Juno]

spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever spiderpig does.

 

[Chronoshock]

I though DanTMWTMP's experience of getting peed on by his dad was pretty bad

 

[DanTMWTMP]

I thought my experience of getting....

oh wait..

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: ch33zw1z

Originally posted by: aphex
So I hop in, grab my loofah

that's all I read

why? can't read too well?

 

[uclaLabrat]

I was in the shower a few days ago, and tried to blow my nose. I've had a low-grade sinus infection, so a cotton-ball sized wad of snot hit my hand, which was bright green and seemed to have some flecks of blood in it. I was quite impressed. My wife said she would've yacked had she been in the shower at the time.

 

[feralkid]

Originally posted by: dugweb
I've had a reaction to an unexpected bug like that too. I don't think I went running, but I remember thinking "judist, did you seriously just freak out that much over a bug?"

What the hey is a judist?

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
I though DanTMWTMP's experience of getting peed on by his dad was pretty bad

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that tops almost all other bad shower incidents.

 

[Rastus]

Evidently the OP has never been to prison.

 

[GoingUp]

Take a shower in prison with your loofah. Then get back to us.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: aphex
So I hop in, grab my loofah (yea, i know..... but i like em and have used em for 5-6 years now) and put a decent amount of soap on it...

I wait till the shower gets nice and warm.... and as I look down and slowly press the loofah to my arm and begin to soap up, a freaking 1" spider comes crawling out of my loofah and onto the outer surface.

Now, i'm not one to normally freak out about bugs/spiders/etc, I've lived in FL long enough, but my lord, i haven't screamed that loud in years. When your not expecting it, wow... total freak out. My arms go flailing, I knock the whole damn shower curtain and rod down and I go running, naked, dripping, out of the bathroom and into the bedroom.

Ugh, I think i'm done with loofahs.

Dude, you are so gay...

 

[TallBill]

I was so expecting rats out of the shower head.

 

[Vinfinite]

You won't be getting back your man card for a very long time

 

[slag]

you just lost your man card for life..

 

[CDC Mail Guy]

Originally posted by: ch33zw1z

Originally posted by: aphex
So I hop in, grab my loofah

that's all I read

Yeah...that's as far as I got also lol

 

[ISAslot]

I would ask for your man card now, but judging from what i just read it's safe to say you never had one to begin with.

 

[ebaycj]

Originally posted by: aphex
So I hop in, grab my loofah (yea, i know..... but i like em and have used em for 5-6 years now) and put a decent amount of soap on it...

I wait till the shower gets nice and warm.... and as I look down and slowly press the loofah to my arm and begin to soap up, a freaking 1" spider comes crawling out of my loofah and onto the outer surface.

Now, i'm not one to normally freak out about bugs/spiders/etc, I've lived in FL long enough, but my lord, i haven't screamed that loud in years. When your not expecting it, wow... total freak out. My arms go flailing, I knock the whole damn shower curtain and rod down and I go running, naked, dripping, out of the bathroom and into the bedroom.

Ugh, I think i'm done with loofahs.

I bet you'll check your loofah every time from now on.