I think I am going to die...

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Krazy4Real

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Haha! Nice job. What are you going to do with the $100? Buy double cheeseburgers for lunch tomorrow?
 

JRock

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Originally posted by: paulxcook
I think I could do it. I'll see if I can get someone in my office to bet the same thing.

I just tried to eat them in 3-4 bites as fast as I could so I wouldn't feel full right away. Once it settles in at the end it hurts a bit. I think anyone who really tried could do it. It's not too bad.
 

JRock

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Originally posted by: Krazy4Real
Haha! Nice job. What are you going to do with the $100? Buy double cheeseburgers for lunch tomorrow?

Slim-Fast lol...
 

mrjminer

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I'm 5'11, 165lb and I could do that. Easy for $100, way to scam your coworker!
 

theknight571

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I did something along these lines once.

A bunch of us went to lunch at the local Coney joint.

Me and another guy got it in our heads that we were going to see who could eat the most coney dogs.

I ate 7 before I had to quit... he managed 6.

Neither of us were worth much at work the rest of the afternoon... lol

The sad part was we did it just for bragging rights... no money involved.

Edit:

I think that with $100 on the line... I'd at least give it a shot. :)
 

40sTheme

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Originally posted by: leftyman
puke em up. that way you get to eat whatever you want and not get large.

LOL.
That's actually a pretty terrible thing to say, but funny in this situation.
 

djheater

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I would not be surprised if a great deal of that passes undigested. I'm your size and if I ate that much grease, my digestive system would just blow it out my ass as quickly as possible.
 

JRock

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Originally posted by: djheater
I would not be surprised if a great deal of that passes undigested. I'm your size and if I ate that much grease, my digestive system would just blow it out my ass as quickly as possible.

I have a feeling you're right on point with this one...
 

Mrvile

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I could probably only handle five. But do I get $50? Because I'll do it.
 
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I can't eat one of them let alone 10. Now if we're talking Arby's roast beef sandwiches I'll take that bet. I regularly eat 3 plus fries and a milk shake.
 

preCRT

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Originally posted by: JRock
A coworker bet me I couldn't eat 10 double cheeseburgers from McDonalds... Well I did and now I fell like I am going to die... I feel like my heart is pumping grease through it.

No offense, but considering how you feel now, like you are going to die, are you sure it wasn't a bet to see if you were stupid enough to eat 10 double cheeseburgers?
 

SagaLore

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Originally posted by: JRock
Originally posted by: paulxcook
I think I could do it. I'll see if I can get someone in my office to bet the same thing.

I just tried to eat them in 3-4 bites as fast as I could so I wouldn't feel full right away. Once it settles in at the end it hurts a bit. I think anyone who really tried could do it. It's not too bad.

First mistake. You swallowed whole chunks of food - the valve between your stomach and intestine is going to get severely irritated.

If you were smart - you didn't drinking anything during this meal. Otherwise that bread in you is swelling tenfold. ;)

I suggest you pick yourself up some liquid laxative and help that stuff pass faster and easier.
 

spidey07

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Aug 4, 2000
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You know the second best World Champion Eater is now a college kid who just started doing it like a year ago?

Will YOU be the one to tackle Kobayashi? You might be on to something here.

10 double cheeseburgers is impressive. How long?
 

JRock

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Originally posted by: spidey07
You know the second best World Champion Eater is now a college kid who just started doing it like a year ago?

Will YOU be the one to tackle Kobayashi? You might be on to something here.

10 double cheeseburgers is impressive. How long?

Nah I got nothing on him. I saw him eat like 28 pounds of cooked food in MTV once. I can't even begin to try to touch that.

i think it was just over 13 mins.
 

Twista

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If you are Lactose Intolerance... just drink alot of milk. That added with the cheese on the burger you should start having bad cramps than youll have a bubbly stomach. After that just sit on the shitter and it'll pass or even fill the toilet to the rim with diarrhea. *bad image, but being lactose intolerance sucks lol.
 

JRock

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Originally posted by: weadjust
The OP will have diarrhea for sure.

It runs in his jeans.

:thumbsup: that was a good one.

edit: wearing dockers though...