I think donny is just too fat to be president

[cbrunny]

at 236 pounds, that's just too fat to be president. its a pretty old building, the white house. won't he fall through the floor?

236 pounds at age 70 is like begging for a heart attack too. I think he'll be dead of a heart attack before the first debate. that guy is just fat.

how will he make important decisions if he is too busy wolfing down big macs and taco bell fried chicken?

 

[PokerGuy]

Aren't you through your quota for pathetic parody threads yet??

 

[ivwshane]

Yeah I hope this is a joke thread. We already have too many stupid threads about stupid shit from idiots on this forum, we don't need balance from the other side.

 

[glenn1]

at 236 pounds, that's just too fat to be president. its a pretty old building, the white house. won't he fall through the floor?

236 pounds at age 70 is like begging for a heart attack too. I think he'll be dead of a heart attack before the first debate. that guy is just fat.

how will he make important decisions if he is too busy wolfing down big macs and taco bell fried chicken?

He can just ask for pointers from Bill Clinton on the bolded. Didn't seem to stop him from the really important decisions like whether to let Monica spit or swallow after blowing him.

 

[ivwshane]

Aren't you through your quota for pathetic parody threads yet??

Oh I thought this thread would be right up your alley because you seem to enjoy posting in bullshit threads with your own bullshit so long as its pro your team or anti the other team.

Thanks for yet another example of your hackishness.

 

[brycejones]

This thread is worthless all around. We already had a total whale for President (Taft) Donald is skinny compared to him. There are many horrible things to dislike the Donald for Pres, his weight isn't even in the top 500. Just like Hillary's cankles really don't matter either.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

No Donald appears to be age appropriate fit.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

He can just ask for pointers from Bill Clinton on the bolded. Didn't seem to stop him from the really important decisions like whether to let Monica spit or swallow after blowing him.

An intern blowing the President is kind of cool and its not like the first time its happened. Eating a bucket of slop from KFC while in the Oval Office is not cool in any way.
Surely you agree.

I will say it was funny how Bill would go out for a run then make a pit stop at McDonald's. Maybe Trump could do something similar an my opinion would change.

 

[cbrunny]

You guys are nuts. I want a pres that weighs under 200 max.

 

[JSt0rm]

236lb shows a man with no willpower.

 

[soundforbjt]

He's way more than 236. At his height, he's at least 250, He probably turned the last two numbers around and he's actually 263.

 

[bradly1101]

Yeah that weight is dangerous at that age. My mom died of obesity related causes at 58. Hillary is big too. The only people of that age who live really long (and keep their wits about them) are slim people like Bernie.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Just saw something funny on the maddow show. Donald's high is usually listed at 6'2" but he may actually be 5'11 however his Doctor's summary has him at 6'3". If he were 6'2" his bmi would be obese at 6'3" his bmi is over weight.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

This thread is worthless all around. We already had a total whale for President (Taft) Donald is skinny compared to him. There are many horrible things to dislike the Donald for Pres, his weight isn't even in the top 500. Just like Hillary's cankles really don't matter either.

Taft apparently died at 70 fwiw. I don't think Trump looks that fat, although he is a Big Guy(tm).

 

[feralkid]

No Donald appears to be age appropriate fit.

Hardly...and it's 263, not 236.

 

[HomerJS]

Change title to obese

 

[umbrella39]

I already posted this in another thread but yeah.... he is clearly well over 250 and it's GD comical for his "doc" to claim that at 250+ and at 70 he has a normal BP without meds. Typical screaming carrot demon lies...

 

[John Connor]

Props to the Donald for weighing that much and landing a world class A+ babe for a wife. Bravo man, bravo!

 

[compuwiz1]

Props to the Donald for weighing that much and landing a world class A+ babe for a wife. Bravo man, bravo!

I guess it's not the size when you have 263 lbs pushing it. lol

 

[Painman]

How will he make important decisions if he is too busy wolfing down big macs and taco bowl fried chicken?

With knife and fork

FTFY, BTW

 

[cbrunny]

263? Oh shit. How does anyone even get that fat?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Props to the Donald for weighing that much and landing a world class A+ babe for a wife. Bravo man, bravo!

you are such a shallow moron. you really think he 'landed a world class A+ babe' because of anything other than his wealth?

 

[zinfamous]

At least Taft's bathtub would get some use again.

 

[zinfamous]

He can just ask for pointers from Bill Clinton on the bolded. Didn't seem to stop him from the really important decisions like whether to let Monica spit or swallow after blowing him.

And imagine that even while taking hummers at his desk, Bill was a far better president than the last 5 republican presidents. That's class.

 

[boomerang]

You guys are nuts. I want a pres that weighs under 200 max.

The become a U.S. citizen. This would be a juvenile, stupid thread from one of our own, It's just total ignorance from a Canadian.