I think Disney World should open Hell Land

[IronWing]

It would be totally cool with lava lakes, sulfurous pits, and other neat underworld stuff. It could grab ideas of hell from all sorts of cultures.

 

[IronWing]

The Charon boat ride would be a highlight.

 

[Exterous]

A massive apparatus designed to separate you from your money at every turn and filled with sweaty crowds, long lines and screaming children? Pretty sure they already got that covered.

 

[Darwin333]

A zip line over a real lava lake would be really cool.

 

[IronWing]

 

[Jeeebus]

after your third time in a row on It's a Small World... you realize you're already in Hell.

 

[IronWing]

 

[IronWing]

I guess the Thais beat us to it.

https://theblogontheborderland.com/...ees-of-buddhist-hell-a-nightmare-of-the-mind/

https://www.google.com/search?q=thailand+hell+garden&source=lnms&tbm=isch

 

[GagHalfrunt]

It would be totally cool with lava lakes, sulfurous pits, and other neat underworld stuff..

Have you been to Orlando in July and August? They've almost got Hell nailed without even trying. Paint the mosquitoes red and pass them off as flying devils (not such a stretch), dye the lakes orange to resemble lava (temperature is already perfect for that), there's already plenty of people screaming in agony about the concession prices. Seems like they can knock off the rest of it pretty easily over a long weekend.

 

[PottedMeat]

itchy and scratchy land gives a similar vibe (and they'll on the IP in a bit too)

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Ok, but only if it's an adults-only ride inspired by the works of Hieronymus Bosch.

 

[Kaido]

Tiny Toon Adventures has you covered:

 

[zinfamous]

I guess the Thais beat us to it.

https://theblogontheborderland.com/...ees-of-buddhist-hell-a-nightmare-of-the-mind/

https://www.google.com/search?q=thailand+hell+garden&source=lnms&tbm=isch

You know....I actually feel rather dumb for not knowing something like this existed in the world. wtf.

 

[sdifox]

It would be totally cool with lava lakes, sulfurous pits, and other neat underworld stuff. It could grab ideas of hell from all sorts of cultures.

Just put a sign beside the lagoon and call it gator world.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Just put a sign beside the lagoon and call it gator world.

Ouch. It's really tragic and a rare occurance.

I was at Fort Wilderness Campground in 1986, the week before the original attack....
http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-old-gator-attack-disney-world-20160616-snap-story.html

I stayed at the Grand Floridian in January of 2015....before they put up the fences along the beach. The lake water doesn't look very clean there. It's not something I would encourage my kids to get in...especially in the evening... I'm more surprised that the parents would allow their kid to wade in the water because I wouldn't want to deal with going in after them if they fell or whatever. I'm not blaming them for this....there was white sand brought in to make a beach for theming and it doesn't look like somewhere you'd find hungry alligators (unless you're from FL and know about them). It was tragic in every sense of the word.

 

[rh71]

As an adult who has had to coach problem-children, I'd prefer if everything presented to them were unicorns, rainbows, and sunshine.

Nothing worse than giving me your misbehaving child that snowballs into more kids thinking it's ok to fool around. How do you expect kids to learn/perform at their highest ability when half the time is spent on discipline?

More Disney!

 

[Scarpozzi]

As an adult who has had to coach problem-children, I'd prefer if everything presented to them were unicorns, rainbows, and sunshine.

Nothing worse than giving me your misbehaving child that snowballs into more kids thinking it's ok to fool around. How do you expect kids to learn/perform at their highest ability when half the time is spent on discipline?

More Disney!

Disney won't fix the fact that most kids these days only have 1 parent in their home life and technology has disconnected direct social interactions...I think our whole country is suffering from an erosion of family life and interpersonal relationships. Disney can't fix relationship laziness or extra-marital online dating... Even before the Internet, marriage rates were declining....so a bunch of families are already 2 generations deep in moral loss. I'm worried about my kids....they're going to be hard pressed to meet anyone normal in another 15 years.

 

[snoopy7548]

Tiny Toon Adventures has you covered:

I remember watching that movie like 50 times when I was a kid. I loved it.

 

[Kaido]

I remember watching that movie like 50 times when I was a kid. I loved it.

I was reading up on Wikipedia about it, turns out it has some interesting trivia:

1. Spielberg executive-produced it, which is probably why we all re-watched it a million times haha. That guy knows how to tell a good story!

2. Warner Brothers shipped nearly a million copies, which was a record at the time.

3. It was the was the first direct-to-video, feature-length animated film released in the United States. Apparently people thought it was a collection of Tiny Toons episodes because they didn't really understand the format yet.

4. This one hurts...it was released in 1992. That was 26 years ago 😳