I swear if I catch the guy...

Gooberlx2

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...that slashed my tires I'll make for DAMN sure that even his mother can't recognize him when I'm finished.

I'm so ridiculously pissed off.
 

yakko

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My mother will always recognize me......errrr......I mean I hope you get that bastard.
 

MichaelD

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1. Did this happen in front of your house or at a club/mall?
2. Whose GF are you boinking?
3. Do you know the guy?
4. Who is mad at you and why?
5. Pics?
 

bmacd

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
1. Did this happen in front of your house or at a club/mall?
2. Whose GF are you boinking?
3. Do you know the guy?
4. Who is mad at you and why?
5. Pics?

you just saved 100 neffers a post or two. WTG!!!

-=bmacd=-
 

Gooberlx2

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I may have some sort of tire insurance, I'm not sure. Regardless, I'll have to take it in to the tire shop and have them put on a new tire. I s'pose I'll see if they have some kind of test to determine where/how the tire was punctured.

This is the second time a set of tires have "mysteriously" deflated at my house's driveway. First my roommate's girlfriend, and now mine. Thing is they were in two completely different parts of our driveway/lot, which has ZERO glass or other sharp objects littered on the ground.

GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
 

MichaelD

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Thanks, BMACD; I figured I'd get a jump on it. :D

Googerlx2, it sounds like it's someone in the neighborhood...prolly some punk kid that's jealous of your arrangement. I.E. cool people living in a house, they have nice cars, etc. People can be such d1cks, you know?

I have a similar prob where I live. About a year ago, my apt complex went "Section 8". Lots of folks here that don't work and drive hoopties. I have a brand new, $32K truck that I take better care of than myself. People get jealous....they key me, smash into me (hit and run) throw soda on my truck, etc.

I now have an alarm that goes off if you get within 6 feet of the truck...and I swear; the next person that defiles my vehicle WILL get a baseball bat to the knees....I don't care if it's a kid or not.
 

Gooberlx2

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1. Did this happen in front of your house or at a club/mall?
In my driveway.

2. Whose GF are you boinking?
None presently. :(

3. Do you know the guy?
It could be anybody in my neighborhood. (Student/local ghetto). It could the tools across our street or the TPT down a block, etc.

4. Who is mad at you and why?
Only person I can think of is that dude I beat up a few weeks ago. But he a) doesn't know who I am. b) doesn't remember a damn thing about that night, except that he got his ass beat. (My roomate works with a friend of his apparently) c) I haven't run into him or have any reason to think that he's been stalking me just to slash my tires.

5. Pics?
I'm at work now
 

bmacd

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off topic, but we went through a "phase" of kids knocking mailboxes off the stands around the subdivision. A couple nieghbors chased them in their cars, and the one thing that busted them was a video camera. Maybe it wouldn't be a terrible investment for you. Either that, or a proximity sensor for your alarm.

-=bmacd=-
 

Gooberlx2

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prolly some punk kid that's jealous of your arrangement

Prolly some piece of sh1t that would have done it regardless of who lived there. We have the tools and hardware to install a surveillance camera, so we might do that. Or maybe we'll just wait in the bushes next weekend and jump the bastard when he goes in again.

The student ghetto already has terrible problems with theft of all kinds. I'm sooooo glad I moved to a part of town which adds on Tire slashing to that list.

I should bring out my friend's unloaded gun just to make the kid piss his pants if we do catch him.
 

Gooberlx2

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Have you seriously offended anybody lately ?

No, not at all. Like I said I beat up that one guy, but I've talked to his friend and she said he was simply "out of character" that night. He's a) not one to do vandalous/scandalous things and b) is too lazy to do so anyway.

Other than that, I'm really easy going. I don't get offended easily seem to get along with pretty much everyone I meet.
 

bmd

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Make sure to get pics if you stake out in the bushes and catch him!
 

RGN

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I should bring out my friend's unloaded gun just to make the kid piss his pants if we do catch him.

Thats real smart... a good way to get killed.
 

Gooberlx2

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Originally posted by: RGN
I should bring out my friend's unloaded gun just to make the kid piss his pants if we do catch him.

Thats real smart... a good way to get killed.

Well yeah, I wasn't exactly being serious. Just trying to make light of an unpleasant situation.

 

bmacd

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Originally posted by: Gooberlx2


Well yeah, I wasn't exactly being serious. Just trying to make light of an unpleasant situation.


it's hard to make a joke on here...you posted the thing about the gun...odds are 5:1 that some retard actually does that. He was acting as your "angel on the right shoulder" and putting some sense into you. Just brush it off.

-=bmacd=-
 

Linux23

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I should bring out my friend's unloaded gun just to make the kid piss his pants if we do catch him.

don't bring out a gun of any sort, unless you are going to shoot.:p


and FYI...most of the times the people vandelising your property, is someone that you know or seen.
 

Gooberlx2

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Originally posted by: bmacd
Originally posted by: Gooberlx2


Well yeah, I wasn't exactly being serious. Just trying to make light of an unpleasant situation.


it's hard to make a joke on here...you posted the thing about the gun...odds are 5:1 that some retard actually does that. He was acting as your "angel on the right shoulder" and putting some sense into you. Just brush it off.

-=bmacd=-

Oh no, I do appreciate it. It's good to know that someone will act as an "angel on the right shoulder". Next time I won't forget to use [sarcasm][/sarcasm]. ;)

***sigh*** What a PITA. Stupid kids.

 

StageLeft

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As mentioned it's probably somebody annoyed at you or roomate or whoever for a reason. If possible try to get a cheap camera from somewhere and set it up hidden in a window pointing the drive way....?
 

Amused

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Get a place with a garage and you'll never have to worry about your car at home again. When I lived in apartments, I had nearly every car I owned damaged in one way or another in the parking lots.

Everything from theft and attempted theft to vandalism to excessive door dings. :|
 

LuNoTiCK

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Get a camera. I bet its some jealous kid. When you find them make them pay either by beating them badly or a lot of money.
 

Shelly21

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Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
...that slashed my tires I'll make for DAMN sure that even his mother can't recognize him when I'm finished.

I'm so ridiculously pissed off.

All four?!?! Call the cops.
 

Gooberlx2

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Originally posted by: Shelly21
Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
...that slashed my tires I'll make for DAMN sure that even his mother can't recognize him when I'm finished.

I'm so ridiculously pissed off.

All four?!?! Call the cops.

No only one. The rear-left tire. s'pose I meant to say tire not tires. But then again, he/they got two tires from my roomates girlfriend's car. We did call the cops before. There's essentially nothing they can do, they up patrol of the area for like a week, but they can't do that forever. And even upping area patrol doesn't do much as slashing a tire would take about 2 seconds with a decent knife.
 

Kanalua

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You beat the crap out of my future brother-in-law...I need someone to do it who he wouldn't recognize. he's an a$$hole...
 

bonk102

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damn man, i'm sorry, i hope you find him/her.. My car got broken into in September and i was FUMING for days. so i know how ya feel