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I survived a horrific plane crash...

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CZroe

CZroe

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...but only because my tray table was up and my seatback was locked in the full upright position.

It seems that no one else listened to the flight attendant because I was the only survivor. It's odd that even the attendants did not follow their own advice. *shrug*
 
Well I suppose it's a difference between surviving without a scratch and surviving with multiple broken ribs and whiplash.
 
CZroe said:
Hey! You've got weasels on your face.
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Perknose said:
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Imagine a dozen latched onto your face. I prefer Bear Claws. Yum.

Paratus said:
Should of made a left turn at Albuquerque.

:sneaky:😎
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I called for directions but something was wrong. The number was short a digit so it never rang and 20 seconds later I got "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and call again. If you need help hang up and then dial your operator." She sounds hot.
 
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CZroe said:
Imagine a dozen latched onto your face. I prefer Bear Claws. Yum.



I called for directions but something was wrong. The number was short a digit so it never rang and 20 seconds later I got "if you'd like to make a call, please hang up and call again. If you need help hang up and then dial your operator."
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Did you lose your snorkel in the crash?

Anyway some sauerkraut for me and off to bed at the world famous Holiday Inn.......
 
Paratus said:
Did you lose your snorkel in the crash?

Anyway some sauerkraut for me and off to bed at the world famous Holiday Inn.......
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Nope, but lost it later. 🙁 I was one colon hydro-therapy session away from getting it back from the single-nostril hermaphrodite that took it from me but I couldn't risk escalating things more.

Enjoy your mint and fluffy towels. 🙂 Their SpectraVision is dope, yo.
 
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