I sold 2 ducks and 9 chickens so far today.

[shilala]

I'm on a tear. If someone makes an offer on my dog, he's outta here, too.
I might just stick a garage sale sign in the yard and have open house this weekend.
I'll do up some hotdogs and fill up a barrel with beer.
I'll be filthy rich come Monday.

 

[notfred]

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: notfred

 

[CRXican]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: notfred

 

[Bootprint]

Next you'll be selling the neighborhood kids into slavery.

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: CRXican

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: notfred

 

[shilala]

Just sold two more chickens.
The guy who bought them had hair that looked like he stuck a butter knife in the toaster.
He claims he has a rooster at home that drinks whiskey with him.
I was going to call shens, but I try not to be rude to people who are going to give me money.

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
Next you'll be selling the neighborhood kids into slavery.

It's quite profitable.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
Next you'll be selling the neighborhood kids into slavery.

1. Hold garage sale
2. Sell neighborhood kids into slavery
3. ???
4. Profit!

 

[Baked]

You got any chickens left? Thinking about doing some rotisserie chickens tonight.

 

[iluvtruenos]

Originally posted by: Baked
You got any chickens left?

Baked or sauteed?

 

[aidanjm]

where did these ducks and chickens come from? they were yours to sell?

 

[Crono]

150 for the dog....i'd like some pics first tho

 

[jadinolf]

Oh...............don't sell your pooch.........

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: Baked
You got any chickens left? Thinking about doing some rotisserie chickens tonight.

Yup, got scads of the little bastards.
They're little though. You'd have to do them up shishkabob style and leave the guts in or there wouldn't be enough to make it worthwhile.
Maybe some onion ring batter, too.

 

[TitanDiddly]

How's your coffeemaker?

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
How's your coffeemaker?

It's not for sale.