I smell like a smoker

[Glavinsolo]

When I eat hot oatmeal and black coffee. But I don't smoke. Am I going to die?

 

[Ryan]

Reefer will get rid of the smell.

 

[ramirez]

"I'll take a Sam Adams."

"It's 9 am! And don't you have an outstanding DUI?"

"Yeah, but I gotta get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of my mouth."

"Make it two Sam Adams"

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Ryan
Reefer will get rid of the smell.

But then he'll have to eat again.

 

[tweakmm]

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[j00fek]

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo
When I eat hot oatmeal and black coffee. But I don't smoke. Am I going to die?

No, you'll be OK but can I have your computer?.

 

[Garet Jax]

Then stop smoking...

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo
When I eat hot oatmeal and black coffee. But I don't smoke. Am I going to die?

obviously your sense of smell sucks, and that may be due to a cancerous tumor affecting your olfactory nerve. so you well may die.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo
When I eat hot oatmeal and black coffee. But I don't smoke. Am I going to die?

obviously your sense of smell sucks, and that may be due to a cancerous tumor affecting your olfactory nerve. so you well may die.

Maybe even Kaposi's Sarcoma.

 

[ArchCenturion]

I don't get it, why would oatmeal, and coffee make you smell like a smoker? They are completely different smells...

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: Garet Jax
Then stop smoking...

You obviously have never been addicted to nicotene.


Ausm

 

[Zach]

Originally posted by: ArchCenturion
I don't get it, why would oatmeal, and coffee make you smell like a smoker? They are completely different smells...

Maybe he's smoking the wrong stuff?

 

[Glavinsolo]

Wasn't a serious post, sorry for the confusion.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo
Wasn't a serious post, sorry for the confusion.

most of the responses weren't serious either.