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I smell like a smoker

"I'll take a Sam Adams."

"It's 9 am! And don't you have an outstanding DUI?"

"Yeah, but I gotta get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of my mouth."

"Make it two Sam Adams"

 
Originally posted by: Glavinsolo
When I eat hot oatmeal and black coffee. But I don't smoke. Am I going to die?
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obviously your sense of smell sucks, and that may be due to a cancerous tumor affecting your olfactory nerve. so you well may die.

 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Glavinsolo
When I eat hot oatmeal and black coffee. But I don't smoke. Am I going to die?
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obviously your sense of smell sucks, and that may be due to a cancerous tumor affecting your olfactory nerve. so you well may die.
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Maybe even Kaposi's Sarcoma.
 
Originally posted by: ArchCenturion
I don't get it, why would oatmeal, and coffee make you smell like a smoker? They are completely different smells...
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Maybe he's smoking the wrong stuff?
 
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