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I slammed the door on this thug...

Proprioceptive

Golden Member
So the night before last I was heading home from work at 11:00pm. As I approach the on-ramp for the highway, I merge into the lane leading towards said on-ramp. I notice that there are two guys standing on the right side of the road by the barrier and figure they're just smoking and talking. As I get right to the turn, these guys jump right out in front of my car, no warning. Naturally, I hit the breaks and honked my horn. Both of these guys stare at with huge ass gold grill-filled grins and the shorter of the two points at me as if he were shooting at me with his finger and laughs.

At this point I'm thinking that I should have just hit the idiots and saved society from two more pieces of trash, but I hold my composure, wait for the guys to get out of the way and start moving forward again. Just as I begin to start up again, one of the guys jumps back and kicks my front wheel. At this point I'm just plain pissed, so I floor it and slam open my door (old chevy cavalier we're waiting on to die) as I pass him. I check my rear view on my way down the on-ramp and his friend is laughing his ass off. I hit the moron pretty hard. I hope he feels it in the morning.

Ugh, I can't stand these thug kids with their pants at their knees... they piss me off.
 
Great. You probably broke a rib, punctured his lung, and he now has a lung infection that will kill him a week from now.
 
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Originally posted by: RichardE
Did you start humming this after?
Text

jw..

No... I put THIS on. Ahhh... just makes me feel that much better.

You listen to limp bizkit... if there was a god you'd have been shot by those guys which would make our lives better.
 
Originally posted by: gorcorps
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Originally posted by: RichardE
Did you start humming this after?
Text

jw..

No... I put THIS on. Ahhh... just makes me feel that much better.

You listen to limp bizkit... if there was a god you'd have been shot by those guys which would make our lives better.

Limp Bizkit sucks. You're right. However, break stuff is just a satisfying song when I'm in a bad mood.
 
So this guy by the name of Jordan was on his way home one night. Jordan was the nicest guy in the world, except he hated thugs with all his heart. Whenever he saw a thug, with his golden grill, he always had to run that thug down with his Cavalier.

While Jordan was on his way home last night, he saw a priest walking down the road dejectedly. Jordan pulled up to the priest.

"Father, do you need a lift?" the guy said.

"Why thank you Son", replied the priest.

They had a nice chat along the way, while the man of the Cloth regaled a story of his car breaking down on the side of the road after hitting a pothole.

The ride to the priest's destination was going smoothly, until Jordan saw a thug walking down the side of the road.

"Oh No!" thought Jordan. "What am I going to do? I just can't run him over with a priest in the car."

Then Jordan had an idea. He would act like he was falling asleep, and jerk the truck into the thug. Then the priest would think it was an accident.

So Jordan did exactly that. He nodded his head, and jerked towards the thug and closed his eyes.

*WHAM* came the sound from the priest's side of the Cavalier.

"Oh no! cried Jordan as he looked up. "What happened?"

"Oh, don't worry about it, it happens to the best of us." the priest said. "You almost missed him, so I had to open my door to get him."
 
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Originally posted by: gorcorps
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Originally posted by: RichardE
Did you start humming this after?
Text

jw..

No... I put THIS on. Ahhh... just makes me feel that much better.

You listen to limp bizkit... if there was a god you'd have been shot by those guys which would make our lives better.

Limp Bizkit sucks. You're right. However, break stuff is just a satisfying song when I'm in a bad mood.

Beating people who try to justify limp bizkit is even more satisfying.
 
Originally posted by: gorcorps
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Originally posted by: gorcorps
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Originally posted by: RichardE
Did you start humming this after?
Text

jw..

No... I put THIS on. Ahhh... just makes me feel that much better.

You listen to limp bizkit... if there was a god you'd have been shot by those guys which would make our lives better.

Limp Bizkit sucks. You're right. However, break stuff is just a satisfying song when I'm in a bad mood.

Beating people who try to justify limp bizkit is even more satisfying.

Beating people who beat people for music choice is ever more satisfyin
 
Originally posted by: gorcorps
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Originally posted by: gorcorps
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Originally posted by: RichardE
Did you start humming this after?
Text

jw..

No... I put THIS on. Ahhh... just makes me feel that much better.

You listen to limp bizkit... if there was a god you'd have been shot by those guys which would make our lives better.

Limp Bizkit sucks. You're right. However, break stuff is just a satisfying song when I'm in a bad mood.

Beating people who try to justify limp bizkit is even more satisfying.

Racist!
 
The ironing would be delicious if some good citizen observed this and called the cops...with the license plate of the car that was involved in a hit & run on a pedestrian...
 
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