Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: UNCjigga
...nude!
:camera:'s ?
Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Originally posted by: KK
What about after you take a sh1t. Surely you wouldn't want to smell like sh1t, or do you sh1t in the shower and push it down the drain with your foot?
I'm not kidding when I say this, but I really did forget to mention that.
I always take a shower after I go "number two." My body seems to be in synch with my habits, so I usually only require going "number one" right before I take a shower. So it all works out well.
So everythign works out in a system where I rarely ever go the bathroom and not use the shower afterword. It happens, but I'd say maybe twice a month.
And I have one of those "removable" shower nozzles so I can shoot water into those "hard to reach but easy to dirty" places.
Edit: And no I don't shove crap down the drain. You have quite an imagination.![]()
Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Depends. Usually it's in the afternoon but it's occasionally at night.
Originally posted by: virtualgames0
Hmm I hope the people here that says they shower 3-4 times a day are kidding. Your body makes a lot of natural oils that are essential for your skin. If you shower too much, you will become very dry and develop skin problems.
lol, yeah probably. I wash my hands about thirty to fifty times a day and so dry that there's a gaping wound on one of my knucles. That'd suck to have it on your whole body.
Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Originally posted by: guyver01
<freud>
And this... my friends.... is a classic example of what we like to call... Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
</freud>
Honestly, I do have OCD. However, most of my OCD is not my showering habits. I stay extremely clean and avoid germs, but I'm not irrational about it. I don't wash my hands with bleach or refuse to shake people's hands as some with this disorder do.
I mostly worry about leaving doors unlocked, the garage door open, and I only drive on streets that give me a good feeling. I'll drive miles out of my way to drive on streets I like when going somewhere and avoding streets I dislike. I also have a few others I will not say, which are not embarassing, but are just difficult to explain.
Originally posted by: Einstein Element
What do you do for a living? Check manure for poisonous berries or something?
Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Originally posted by: guyver01
<freud>
And this... my friends.... is a classic example of what we like to call... Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
</freud>
Honestly, I do have OCD. However, most of my OCD is not my showering habits. I stay extremely clean and avoid germs, but I'm not irrational about it. I don't wash my hands with bleach or refuse to shake people's hands as some with this disorder do.
I mostly worry about leaving doors unlocked, the garage door open, and I only drive on streets that give me a good feeling. I'll drive miles out of my way to drive on streets I like when going somewhere and avoding streets I dislike. I also have a few others I will not say, which are not embarassing, but are just difficult to explain.
Originally posted by: Einstein Element
Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Originally posted by: KK
What about after you take a sh1t. Surely you wouldn't want to smell like sh1t, or do you sh1t in the shower and push it down the drain with your foot?
I'm not kidding when I say this, but I really did forget to mention that.
I always take a shower after I go "number two." My body seems to be in synch with my habits, so I usually only require going "number one" right before I take a shower. So it all works out well.
So everythign works out in a system where I rarely ever go the bathroom and not use the shower afterword. It happens, but I'd say maybe twice a month.
And I have one of those "removable" shower nozzles so I can shoot water into those "hard to reach but easy to dirty" places.
Edit: And no I don't shove crap down the drain. You have quite an imagination.![]()
You're trying too hard to create one fvcked up, fictional person.
