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I SHOT IT!

randalee

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Let me preface this by saying I have spent over 25 dollars on all manner of poisons/deterrents/smoke-out products trying to get rid of this pocket gopher in my yard. He has been destroying our beautiful lawn, pushing up 2-3 foot mounts of dirt all over the place. I'm afraid of walking out there because I may step on a spot where I could push through with my foot and hurt myself.

WOO HOO! Shot that pocket gopher in the front yard. Man, I have been trying to kill him for over a year now. I've been practicing with the pellet gun to make sure I can shoot accurately, and boy, I got him!

I got home from work last night to find a 2-foot mound of dirt in the front yard again. Well, as I'm walking into the house, I see him next tot he mound, pushing dirt! He saw me, and dove down into his hole. Well, I pulled out the pellet gun, and sat down on a chair in the front room. I sat with my rifle scope focused in on his little gopher hole for what seemed like an eternity. (Probably 20-30 minutes...) If he catches a glimpse of me, he always disappears for awhile before coming back up.

Well I went to get a bottle for the baby, and get the other two kids busy with some toys in the playroom. As I got back in the front room, there he was -- out of the hole again! I laid the baby down on the couch and got the pellet gun down again, aiming again for his hole. Well within 10-15 seconds, he popped back up again. He didn't even know what hit him! Pellet shot straight thru him, and I saw a puff of dirt kick up directly behind him. He flopped once, and was able to dive back into his hole.

I ran out there and stuck the hose in the hole in order to hopefully finish him/drown him out. I am just hoping there isn't a whole family of 'em under my yard, or else I'm in for a surprise...
 

Slacker

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You missed, a pellet wont go through with enough momentum to kick up dirt.
 
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how do you know you killed him?

probably just pissed him off... you better upgrade to some dynamite.
 

Do you have a southern accent? Were you wearing a flannel shirt and a trucker hat? Better yet, were you shirtless when you shot the gopher?
 

scorpmatt

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sounds like my friends dad, he shot a raccoon that had been disturbing their chickens, killing them rather. he shot it with a 9mm, the raccoon was about 50 feet up a tree and just stuck its head around the trunk and thump! it hit the ground. I need to get a shot of the skin, he's gonna make a my excellent compatriot's skin hat out of it
 

roguerower

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Thats awesome. You should have put some more holes into it. Think about setting up some claymores.
 

ThePresence

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He could've come out a different hole and made you feel like a fool for sitting there for 30 minutes while he laughed his ass off from the other side of the yard.
 

randalee

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Originally posted by: laurenlex
Can't. Get. Image. Of. Elmer. Fudd. Out. Of. Head.

My wife has been teasing me for months while I've been going crazy trying to get this little fella. She said the same thing -- "you scwewy ol' wabbit!"
 

randalee

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Originally posted by: ThePresence
He could've come out a different hole and made you feel like a fool for sitting there for 30 minutes while he laughed his ass off from the other side of the yard.

Well I've been trying to fill every hole he's made, so when he pushes up a new mound, I notice immediately. I just got plumb lucky. I've sat up nights a few times trying to stay awake to catch a glimpse of him. I can't believe I pulled in the driveway in broad daylight and he was sitting right there.
 

AdamSnow

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I say you missed too... He 'flopped' becacuse he was startled and wanted to get the hell in his hole again... the puff of dirt was you missing.
 

Otaking

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Originally posted by: ThePresence
He could've come out a different hole and made you feel like a fool for sitting there for 30 minutes while he laughed his ass off from the other side of the yard.

Didn't they make that into some kinda game?? I thought I saw it at Chuck E. Cheese's last time... :confused: